I can draw you a beautiful picture. Maybe I’ll just appreciate what others have posted.

I like the snake-ish look for dragons.

Oh yea I have depression…

I had wondered.

A female friend once remarked to me that giving birth makes as much sense as exiting your car by crawling out through the exhaust pipe.

My sister’s first pregnancy was high-risk and she needed a c-section. She went on to get pregnant twice more. When I asked her why take the risk, she told me “because I get a kid out of it”. 🤷‍♀️

How was the ad received in France?

I never get tired of reading posts like this one.

Hold them left-handed and you can’t see the point where the blades are cutting paper. You have to guess. Makes it harder to do a neat job.

My friends and family always mock me

they’re gagging and crying from the heat.

Take their wallets while they can’t resist and mock those weaklings right back.

Yes, I’m a Reddit refugee.

The site changed so much over the ten years I used it. When I started, there was plenty of good discussion and the most informative comments got voted up. Then power users started playing the same games with karma that rich people play with money. Near the end the negativity and superficiality were overwhelming. Then the API business happened and I realised Reddit was in the last few stages of circling the drain. I learned about Lemmy from a comment by someone who announced they were leaving for good, and I followed them.

If you look at Reddit today… the posts and comments share the same quality regardless of whether they’re human or AI slop.

I’d rather be one of those lizards that flares its rills. Like a living warning flag.

Just finished reading the archives. Quite a story!

I wouldn’t want to be one of those reptiles that shoots blood from its eyes.

Other than that… I’m interested.

unless I can drive to a place an punch you without breaking my hand…

I feel like there’s steps you could take before that one. Maybe jiggle my squishy belly for a second or two.

Yes, this has happened to me. The woman in question was at the time under investigation by HR for bullying her direct reports, so she was probably trying to smooth things over with her previous victims. Didn’t help her.

Brian Blessed, from his Flash Gordon days. That was a beard that made a statement.

If you’re reading this, chances are good than your asshole is about to start itching real bad.

I don’t want North-American politics in my gaming.

Now, more than ever, loyal Americans must come together and ignore the fact their president is a kiddy diddler. /s

Fine, thanks. And you?

I emailed “looking forward to seeing you” to someone I’m completely indifferent about seeing, so I guess.

That’s a lot of fibre. Someone’s going to be shitting like a boss tomorrow.