Well, Worf can’t exactly punch Troi into a bloody lip or bite her face to initiate a Klingon mating ritual, but with her being half Betazoid I’d hope she’d pick up that Worf saying stimulating means his little warrior is ready for battle!

Statler and Waldorf as Q

The writing was so contrived and the backstories so tediously explainy it reminded me of fanfic I would write in middle school.

It reads like middle schooler fanfic whose only exposure to Star Trek is MemoryAlpha

Even more fucked up than Rios and the black flag directive?

Shields are, and always have been defensive. Weapons are offensive.

That’s understandable for civilizations up to industrial age, but once they start getting prewarp, hiding in orbit would get more and more difficult.all the satellites in orbit, telescopes and scanners would likely pick up something

Also officer Shapira from Lethal Weapon 2…blown up on a diving board.

Trick question, there are 6 lights in that pic.

Or something else is hogging all the bandwidth

If you think you’re so good, are you mastervatin’

I’d like to be a fly on the wall during those discussions

I think any onscreen reference to him being the nephew were cut

all of which Sisko fired at the Cardassians in a bluff to make them go away.

Kira fired the torpedos. I wanna say that was when Sisko and Dax were in the wormhole.

But they were also wholly prepared for war when the Klingon Fleet showed up, probably long before that too after Starfleet really got situated.

But with all the weapons the station had DS9 could probably have half a dozen phaser banks fire on a single ship at once with just as many photon launchers firing full spreads of torpedos.

gO wOkE gO bRoKe hurr durr

Keiko in a gangbang with 6 Miles clones. Bukeikko!

Paramount: We need to ensure this new show attracts as many people as possible while maintaining a strong identity of Star Trek. How can we hit those points with the Ad campaign?

Marketing: Well our focus groups are saying that a lot of Star Trek fans are still yearning for something closer to the aesthetic of 1990’s Star Trek

Paramount: I zoned out there for a bit but I did hear aesthetic of 1990’s. Make that the core of advertising!

Yeah, and the AI generator was set to '90s

DS9 no contest. It could handle the combined efforts of the D and Voyager without breaking a sweat. The NX would only be useful in the fight on a kamikaze run, and even at her peak the A would get taken out by 1 modern photon torpedo.

Yeah, and he was nothing but a complete fuck up at everything