If Kent State happened today a lot more people would die and they’d spin it to say it was started by illegal immigrants

After she used the Earl Grey scented soap, Picard goes down on her for so long there’s been a shift rotation on the bridge crew.

Oh so your hands are always like that, then

But can the replicator be able to mimic day old leftover pizza straight from the fridge…let alone microwaved day old pizza. Can it give you that unmistakable taste of it unevenly heated

It was Spock with the goatee. Mirror Kirk was able to pass as Prime Kirk for a period of time

Better than the triangle with Julian, Dax (either one) and Worf?

Well look at that, breach hull, all die even had it underlined

Plus we think he’s banging the doctor

Break out the grappler again.

Is the tractor beam down again?

Yeah, we missed last months subscription

And of course…they are the only ones who can solve it

Then when another accident happens it’s Tutuvixix

And then you end up 10 minutes late for work

It still blows my mind that a show like Muppet Babies, aimed at small children, would include a clip & reference from Aliens. I guess maybe they were for the parents watching with their kids?

Then again, when I was in the 4th grade I had RoboCop, Terminator and Aliens toys/action figures soooooooo

Or if it’s me at work…

Boss: “So what are you working on this week?”

Me: [Lists 4 project updates, a go-live from 2 days ago, building a few new scripts, still trying to get manual processes automated but not getting responses from the integration architect, and got 2 after hours calls]

My counterpart whose dad is a physician at the hospital: “I updated a couple tickets”

Active the Turbo Encabulator

No, it’d be more like…

Harvey: Name something you might be ashamed to admit you do on the holodeck

Literally anyone: Have sex

Harvey: forced stoopedly stunned face

Trade it for other goods

From the land of infinite freedom and unlimited free speech…the group that couldn’t shut up for 4 years about LGB FJB…it’s gonna be illegal to speak negatively about the current shitministration

#freedumb

Her panties were soaking wet before the end of the meal. She spilled her water in her lap

Are the universal translators programmed for What?