What the Hell happens if you have neither?
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Either you:
- panic and stop the application because you’re a literal child
- you stop the application like an an adult because because of the red flag this is
- you write in “no” or “I don’t use them” like an adult
- or you provide your information like a child because you’re incapable of even the slimmest act of defiance.
“I have no social media because I devote all my free time to my job.”
Jfc
What if you don’t have an account?
I live in California. This is illegal.
I lived in a “purple” city and constantly dealt with illegal application requests.
Its only illegal if companies actually get punished. But nah, not when you have a man in the white house who can touch little girls and gargle presidential balls and nothing happens.
This is the type of thing you get 40$ randomly from by signing up for the class action
Someone use ai for good so we can auto apply to all class actions
Let’s be very clear: only one of those two sexual acts is illegal. The other one is just hilarious proof that we live in the most stupid timeline.
Ah thanks for clarifying. I noticed I did write it that way implying the throating a president is against the law. My mistake. Knob jobs on politicians when done consensually is alright in my book.
“N/A” is the correct answer unless your account happens to be under your real name. “Fuck you, try and find it” is what you should be thinking.
I was so proud when I read about teenagers who have a named social account and their “secondary” real account, because their schools required access to track them.
Try :() :;:
My Instagram handle is '); DROP TABLE AccountNames;–
I have neither, what would I do?
Try a SQL injection attack
I love (read: hate) the ones that have a lengthy survey, full of questions and repeats to gauge your priorities by forcing you to choose one thing over another. Ive gotten such gems as, “Would you rather: 1) ensure that customers leave satisfied and happy; or 2) have a good work-life balance?”
I recently attempted to apply for a job and they wanted a link to my LinkedIn page. Fair enough, but then they also had another spot for “Website” that was mandatory to fill in, and it would not allow me to continue with the application until I had a legit website in there, and it wouldn’t accept the same link as my LinkedIn page that I’d already used in the space above, so I just gave up. Fuckers.
Use https://example.com/ lol
But, yeah, it’s gotten ridiculous. No one wants to work, though…
Avoid use in operations.
Damn! I wanted to use it.
Put in a random github page and explain in the interview.
bit.ly that redirects to LinkedIn?
Job applications want your whole life
Indeed, they do.
It’s almost like they understand that access to basic necessities is gatekeeped away from the people. Accept or suffer
They want to check you accounts, for reasons.
put “logout” in these forms and watch them logout from their account
lmao this is genius
Looking forward to the day I’m unemployable for not having those accounts instead of just for being really easy to find out I’m a communist
@not_applicable
I don’t even have a TikTok account, lol.
You shouldn’t have an Instagram account, either. Meta is more evil than Google.
A decade ago I would’ve agreed. Now I’m not too sure there’s enough difference to be significant.
I mean the second part of your comment. Obviously I agree with not having an IG lol
These are evil companies, but I am curious what metric you’re using to say one is worse than the other when their objectives and methods are similar.
Then you are not qualified for this job
Have one just in case
