*gasp*. You take that back!

He’s Marvin the Martian if anything.

Yeah I hear ya. Which one you want? Violence or no violence. C’mon chop chop we gotta get the lunch rush in here.

Slag free communication?

Depends on how much time you got innit

what about “bit rot” (but, y’know, tiny tiny bits)

I thought living in the future meant people would understand how to use computers.

I was, uh, wrong.

I mean the “face masks don’t help stop the spread of Covid” was my exit ramp

Is it this one?

Also normalized fascism but that’s kind of redundant

Well, if you want to live in violence then yeah go for it. Most people don’t tho.

trump said “Quiet, piggy” and angrily poked his tiny rapist finger at her. And that’s when she flicked out the blade hidden in her pen and stabbed him in the fucking face.

She went on to be a two-and-a-half term president, noted mainly for decimating the oil industry and saving the earth.

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Ah yes. I know you. You didn’t swelter under the obnoxious blaring idiocy of Windows long enough. You’re either too young to be terrorized by winsock issues or nerdy enough to have bypassed all gravitational social tech support requirements in the 90’s/2000’s.

Either way, the inevitable troubleshooting still holds appeal of some sort, and that’s good. I’ve got a couple of classic stinkpads running various flavors of (well, I’m sure all Debian really) and they’re lots of fun, it’s true. But the idea that I can use a single laptop for weeks or even months without ever once encountering an error or odd behavior or required updates or even restarting is wonderful enough for me to be happy with it.

It’s like if you ever got an ink-tank printer and suddenly didn’t worry about buying printer cartridges anymore. That feeling of enlightenment, like there’s a whole level of experience where no one gives a shit how many pages of things they print because it’s free. Glorious.

and the maga wives will follow their husbands, because conservative values and all that.

also dumb

Shit do be like that

well dementia’s a bitch