Uh, sure.

Out: Snake jazz

In: Bee jazz

Yeah there was a world where that was all there was, family took up the rest and to say no to either was a Big Deal.

On the other hand, no facebook or fox news so - win?

i assumed that was intentional

the water beverage company Liquid Death has a flavor called “Dead Billionaire”. There are lots of flavors available on amazon but for some reason that’s not one of them.

SA-LUTE!

What, more enraged? Oof.

First sentence:

Samsung has been accused of shipping budget Galaxy A and M series smartphones with pre-installed spyware that users can’t easily remove.

So unremovable in the sense that it can be removed.

“President Trump has been consistently calling for transparency related to the Epstein files,” said Abigail Jackson, a deputy White House press secretary, in a statement. “The Democrats knew about Epstein and his victims for years and did nothing to help them until they thought they could weaponize the files against the President.”

And, by the way, it’s not just that people disapprove of him; they strongly disapprove of him. His strong-disapprove numbers are much higher than his even sort of slightly-disapprove numbers. This is the biggest story in American politics, and it’s not—I don’t see much reason to believe it’s gonna get better.

Bruh. Srs if you’re working with kids, leave the weed at home, k?

Gosh extortion doesn’t really sound like someth- yeah okay he did it.

He added, “Blah! Blaahh!” before disappearing in a puff of smoke.

Phantom of the Owlpera?

I propose the book is the cause of the story.

Bhur durf guhh muck muck Murka!

Frickin pithed crooks.

Yeah but I don’t know what it is. And i tried.

I will hold at my bemused arched eyebrows until anything concrete happens.

Not that she is one, but all former MAGAts are on extended double secret probation.

Lay on, MacDuff.