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We’re still paying attention to what this moron says?
No.
We are going to build a wall around earth and make the aliens pay for it
“uhhh your country didn’t vote the way i wanted. fuck your crops!” starts scorching summer
Yes, why not let an emotionally fragile, egotistical maniac control the weather? What a good idea.
It really is every accusation is rooted in some desire to actually be doing the thing: Fema camps, weather control, space lasers. These fuckers want all the stupid shit they dream up to be afraid of.
Didn’t Simpsons do this? Feel like they already did this…
Hey hey hey. Elon. 1-2-3-eyes on me. Ok? Listen little man. You have to put away all the toys you already got out before you start getting any more toys out. You made a big mess out there in low Earth orbit already, you need to help clean it up before you start any more games. Got-it got-it?
Yes, I know you don’t want to, but sometimes we have to do things we don’t want to. Yes, even if you took all of the play money for yourself.
Yes, I know your daddy owned an emerald mine. That doesn’t mean you don’t have a responsibility to help keep this whole place usable.
Also, while you’re doing your cleanup, there’s still a hole you dug in Las Vegas that you forgot about, and you also need to apologize to the rest of the class for breaking the government services they all enjoyed, and help everyone put them back together.
I know it’s not going to be easy to fix them. That’s why we don’t break things, right? That’s right. Especially when…? When we don’t know what they’re for, right. But you can do hard things, especially if you have help.
I know you fed it into a wood chipper, Elon. We all watched you do it. No, I don’t think it’s funny or epic.
Ok. Well if you aren’t going to help clean up, I think we might need to have a consequence, ok? …no, the consequence can not be going to Mars.
He will have a lot of time on earth to clean thanks to the kessler syndrome he would create.
We’re in Picard S2, on the Confederation timeline.
Fml.
This is all pure bullshit, inspired by his fear that his failure to get anywhere near his Artemis mission goals would result in him getting his NASA public money tit turned off.
“I’ll just come up with some bullshit off the top of my head saying I am going to do something with satellites - it doesn’t matter that it isn’t possible - and the American public will lap it up like the mugs they are. They will insist on giving me billions via NASA.”
Trump appointed Musk’s crony as head of NASA so the grift will continue. Musk and China applaud. It will result in China winning the new space race, and is another nail in the coffin of the dollar as global reserve currency. Billionaire grifters will get rich over this period, while the average American will get poor.
He also said he’d have people on mars by 2024…
He said Starship would go to orbit by 2019.
I don’t even remember what year he first promised Full Self driving for.
Elon must have read KSR’s Mars Trilogy and never once thought this might end badly.
You’ve already won Elon. You’re a trillionaire. You don’t need to find new ways to rape the planet and its inhabitants. Please just fuck off and leave the rest of us to die in peace.
Do you guys remember how clean the sky looked when we were all in lock down? 'Cause I do.
Then everyone started driving again.
That was the best, even though you could still look up on a clear night and count 40 satellites shooting across the sky in an hour but not seeing the aircraft was sweet
Didn’t they just make this illegal in Florida
Dude couldn’t even build a tunnel
I wish I had a really cool tunnel.
Maybe leading to some kind of grotto.
Where’s Marjorie?? THERE HE HIS MARGE THE WEATHER CONTROLLER
