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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

JD, you dog.

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JD, you dog.

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago
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  • Cyrus Draegur@lemmy.zip
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    Sleep with dogs, get fleas.

    Any person who denies, betrays, and defiles common sense to hitch their wagon to a fascist pervert (redundant!) deserves what they get.

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    Can’t feel one bit of sorry for that idiot minority American.

    She made this choice, converted to MAGA for him, now getting an ultimatum to convert to Christianity from him, getting cheated on by both a couch and a MAGA whore, gets racial slur from all his friends and family, and she chose and continues to choose all of that for her AND her kids willingly and deliberately.

    Nope, not one not of sympathy for her.

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    Sorry Usha luv, you knew exactly what kind of little prick he is.

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    i can’t believe america would elect such a narrow sighted VP. how could he not foresee that his handler, peter thiel, would select him to join the chosen one on the throne and that position requires a white christian woman for it to be deemed legitimate?

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  • Sam_Bass@lemmy.world
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    Shameful what he is doing to her

    • 🍉 Albert 🍉@lemmy.world
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      given that she chose to marry him. I’m assuming she isn’t fully innocent

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    I just want to say I’m so happy to have been a part of getting JD Vance recognized as a couch fucker.

    I remember the day the original post was made. And to this day there is no evidence JD Vance hasn’t fucked a couch.

    • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
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      All the evidence is in a New Mexico landfill and if it was something jimbledork liked it wouldn’t be buried

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    I mean FAFO… Def doesn’t help the narrative of “coloured people bad, gay people bad”, when they’re out crashing grinder and married to the people they want disappeared

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    • Cosmonaut_Collin@lemmy.world
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      Nah, JD would use a leather couch. It lubricates better and sticks to him when’s he’s sweaty.

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        On the other hand he’s not that discerning and the second he thinks nobody’s looking that couch is getting fucked

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    JD really likes the leather, I doubt he could control himself the moment he got close enough to smell it.

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    At least she doesn’t need to dress up like a couch while he’s in the doghouse.

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    You know…

    VP is one thing. But if JD wants to run for president, to be blunt, having a Hindu wife is a liability.

    And the longer he’s with a (white) Christian, the better it looks for him.

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      He agrees, he said he wishes she’d convert to Christianity. It’s gonna really suck for her when he’s living it up with the big Trump in the sky and she’s burning alive eternally, but what can you do. You try to love em where they are ya know. Lord knows he’s tried with her.

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        Low rage bait. Go back to the shadow realm, low iq troll

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          Sarcasm detected (your parent comment) - they’re going for laughs not anger

          [Not offering opinion personally though]

  • Bring_Back_Buggy_Whips@sh.itjust.works
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      Look at those rings, thought Jesus was against hoarding wealth?

    • al_Kaholic@lemmynsfw.com
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      Caption: “She smells like my highschool couch, oh God is this real leather?”

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    I know this is about the Vancer, but what’s this about single moms? Did he show up on Tinder or something?

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      Tinder?
      Nah, just a fun eral pregnancy announcement.

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        That looks really fucked up. Who stands on the coffin during a funeral?

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          … I assumed (?) that was … “exaggerated” for the purposes of lol (like the shadow).
          … right?

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            chefs kiss

      • usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca
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        Uh, that has to be Photoshopped

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          obviously it’s not a real photo. Nobody stands on a coffin, no matter how much you hate the person in it, and no the VP did not motorboat the blonde, and no two people embracing do not form the shadow of a pregnant woman.

          Use your eyes, people.

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          It was posted uncropped earlier and had clues of being AI

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            I don’t think the casket would bow under her heel like that if it was real. I think it’d be real hard wood.

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              The casket also has no shadow

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                But does it have … a reflection?

        • KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          <.< I’ll just say “shadow” and leave it at that.

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          I mean, I assume/hope so.

          The funeral was prob some time ago.

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        I hate this era of tech. My mind says that’s a shop but my eyes ew don’t make me look at that too figure out if it’s a shop and then my mind responds yeah this does not surprise me.

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          You can tell because the coffin doesn’t interrupt the shadow at the bottom of their legs.

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            thank you for your service. have an ocelot

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        (In this era, it must be stated that this is photoshop. Please post responsibly.)

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          (You can clearly see the photofoxshop logo.)

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        You motorboating sonofabitch!

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          Can you really motorboat when its coffin-surfing or is it called something else?

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            I think technically that makes it an Appalachian Motorboat.

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              It’s only a true Appalachian Motorboat if you’re related to the person in the coffin and the person on the coffin.

            • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
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              I knew it as a “New Orleans surfboard”

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        Assassinating some guy as a gender reveal brb

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        This is very bizarre.

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        Source for this image

        • u/lukmly013 💾 (lemmy.sdf.org)@lemmy.sdf.org
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          It’s edited or AI based on another image.

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            You telling me the shadow isn’t preggers??
            Noo!

            /s

            (I assumed manual edit bcs the coffin isn’t even shadowed and their shadow is clearly intentional.)

          • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.world
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            Why is she wearing white? I thought Christians are supposed to wear only black clothes for a year after a death in their family?

          • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world
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            Those rings make her look like a mob wife.

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        Ayyy I had the same combat boots… in High School.

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      He seemed to be getting handsy with Charlie Kirks widow

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      Kirks Widow waited less time than it takes to finish a cod game to find some D and go up the ladder.

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      Charlie Kirk’s wife

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        he wat now

        Edit: ok I missed all the other comments, I was very much surprised.

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    “Better the couch than me.”

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      “I did not marry him for his lovemaking. I married him because he is a bigger target.”

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    If she wore that couch costume he bought her then she’d get more attention.
    You can’t blame him for getting excited when the grifty widow walks around looking like a leather armchair!!

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