I love the commitment to typos that improve comments

Ever think that the dryer doesn’t actually your socks, but rather generates new ones from lint as offerings to its master?

From the little bit I read about the techniques, I’m glad my dentist is not soviet or Slovenian

Or just do what we are doing, but in reverse!

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/edmonton/citizen-petition-referendum-increase-9.7021761

All sex lives end up here. My wife has slowly over the course of months started walking sideways. She doesn’t notice it though

I have the same exercise. All LinkedIn posts sound the same no matter who is writing them. I can’t stand it

@[email protected] you’re loved (and not just by me)

A lot of folks have their work tied to their personality like that.

I do kind of get the idea of working into retirement - I actually really like my job, it’s not soul crushing, and I pretty much get paid to learn things and write about them. In that regard, I’d be okay to keep going for a long time because I fucking love learning. It’s a sweet gig, and super rare. Big difference vs. someone conditioned to toil to their detriment.

I will retire, but when I do, I intend to be active in other things related to what I do for work. Volunteerism, mentoring, etc.

Management could stand to take a writing course. This reads like a trainwreck

Hilariously enough, I’m very Canadian, and the ‘crikey rozzers’ is burnt into my brain too. I have no idea where it came from, but it owes me about 15 years rent.

Gotta say it in the cheesiest British accent you can muster.

Thanks! I was hoping someone would catch the winter soldier activation

Lies. I have two hairy balls and I can’t find a cowlick on either of them. Checkmate, scientists.

Pool isn’t gonna piss itself

Fun fact, the original word for bear has been lost because people refused to mention them directly - like Voldemort

My apologies - I thought you were being persnickety - plenty of those people on the internet

Canadian spelling, you hoser.

That’s like $10k right there

I thought this was a shitpost. I want my money back