There’s mustard gas and mustard is definitely an emotion, but I’m pretty sure those two aren’t the same.
Dude, I’m so mustard right now.
I’ll take an mk 47 striker automatic grenade launcher full of this please.

Pregnant man 🫃 gas
I must be inhaling despair gas from somewhere.
Sorry I had Burger King for lunch.
Some dorcelessness gas for me, please.
What a pair of consecutive posts

Where’s the “I just stuck my cock in the macaroni salad at a publex deli” gas?
Meth can be smoked
Pretty sure tear gas is supposed to take care of that
Don’t worry, I always have a stockpile. I can lend you a few, just A FEW. I need the rest
There’s poop gas. Ask me how I know
Jenkem
Oh Jesus… not that shit.
Give me 3 barrels of focus gas.
That’s just Adderall
If it’s a gas, more like smoked meth
Mmm…cherrywood? Applewood?
Caffeine vapes sounds pretty close
We have hungry and sleepy gas. It’s called weed smoke. We have euphoric gas, it’s called crack smoke.
Euphoric = Xenon Gas
Retrospection gas kinda exists.
There is plenty of gas for 💀/☠️
There’s even some for 🫠

There’s anxiety gas! It’s called atmosphere at sea level.
Uhhh… there’s this one, too…
Best thing Dayton ever attempted to invent
The cheeze it was invented in dayton.
How the hell did they tell me about the pop tab can so damn many times and never mention the cheez it. Like losing their shit about that one bike shop I get, the autoignition engine, sure, but the soda can thing is a weird point of pride
And i had no idea about the pop tab can! And all most people only know/care about is the military base












