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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 1 day ago

Let the work commence

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Let the work commence

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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 1 day ago
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  • M137@lemmy.world
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    There’s mustard gas and mustard is definitely an emotion, but I’m pretty sure those two aren’t the same.

    • LinyosT@sopuli.xyz
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      Dude, I’m so mustard right now.

  • _stranger_@lemmy.world
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    I’ll take an mk 47 striker automatic grenade launcher full of this please.

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    Pregnant man 🫃 gas

  • realitista@lemmus.org
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    17 hours ago

    I must be inhaling despair gas from somewhere.

    • jaybone@lemmy.zip
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      17 hours ago

      Sorry I had Burger King for lunch.

  • Randelung@lemmy.world
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    15 hours ago

    Some dorcelessness gas for me, please.

  • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    What a pair of consecutive posts

  • Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net
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    Where’s the “I just stuck my cock in the macaroni salad at a publex deli” gas?

    • chuckleslord@lemmy.world
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      Meth can be smoked

    • ThunderComplex@lemmy.today
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      20 hours ago

      Pretty sure tear gas is supposed to take care of that

    • Barrymore@sh.itjust.works
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      Don’t worry, I always have a stockpile. I can lend you a few, just A FEW. I need the rest

  • fartographer@lemmy.world
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    There’s poop gas. Ask me how I know

    • fubbernuckin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      22 hours ago

      Jenkem

      • foodandart@lemmy.zip
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        21 hours ago

        Oh Jesus… not that shit.

  • Coldgoron@lemmy.zip
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    22 hours ago

    Give me 3 barrels of focus gas.

    • village604@adultswim.fan
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      22 hours ago

      That’s just Adderall

      • SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de
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        If it’s a gas, more like smoked meth

        • potoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.world
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          16 hours ago

          Mmm…cherrywood? Applewood?

    • whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      22 hours ago

      Caffeine vapes sounds pretty close

  • ayyy@sh.itjust.works
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    We have hungry and sleepy gas. It’s called weed smoke. We have euphoric gas, it’s called crack smoke.

    • potoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.world
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      Euphoric = Xenon Gas

  • M0oP0o@mander.xyz
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    Retrospection gas kinda exists.

  • Lucy :3@feddit.org
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    There is plenty of gas for 💀/☠️

    • Hubi@feddit.org
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      There’s even some for 🫠

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    There’s anxiety gas! It’s called atmosphere at sea level.

  • Plum@lemmy.world
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    Uhhh… there’s this one, too…

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      Best thing Dayton ever attempted to invent

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        The cheeze it was invented in dayton.

        • captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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          How the hell did they tell me about the pop tab can so damn many times and never mention the cheez it. Like losing their shit about that one bike shop I get, the autoignition engine, sure, but the soda can thing is a weird point of pride

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            And i had no idea about the pop tab can! And all most people only know/care about is the military base

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