You both can have all of my capers, forever.

Artichoke hearts. Straight from the jar with a fork. Yum.

Pimento olives, chopped fine and mashed into cream cheese, spread on pumpernickel (bread, bagel, etc).

Capers can fuck off entirely.

… I wanna eat that

Get wrecked, fucker

Mango float?

I’m going to put peanut butter on mine and skip the fast.

Welcome! And happy cake day!

Annals of the Former World is great, for a physical/historical/structural geology primer that’s also a digestible travelogue.

Stephen Jay Gould did a lot to make shale interesting in his book on the Cambrian Explosion.

No.

Syphilis Grampa can’t reset the router. Surprise surprise.

Gollum, if he was a sex offender.

https://youtu.be/tKmMRSTUeAs

For the curious.

Three whole albums and a weird mess of covers. If you like it, Samhain and Danzig are just… less horror more horny? Maybe?

Avoid anything Misfits with Michale Graves in it, if you want to sidestep some real fucked up politics.

Crowley is a sigma male.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fire_lookout

*article from [email protected]. I don’t think I can crosspost into comments.

See also: Gambling for Resurrection

I’m so tired

From the… this? Posted for comparison.

In 2010, the “Mission Accomplished” banner was transferred from the National Archives to the collection of the George W. Bush Presidential Center. The banner is not on display.