I can only assume that the spirochetes in his brain are dying off, and all that’s left up there is cat food.

Uhhh… there’s this one, too…

Reading through Platner’s many hundreds of anonymous comments, it’s hard to paint him as a secret white supremacist or far-right extremist of any kind. In fact, his posts more or less align with the persona he has presented to voters in the two months since he launched his campaign: a rough-around-the-edges military veteran and oyster farmer with a penchant for crude language and a passion for firearms and sustainable living who holds a variety of standard progressive views alongside some heterodox ones.

He’s sure to be known as Don the Worst…

*hundreds of thousands.

That’s a great find.

I did that with key west. Got one exit away and bailed. We ended up kayaking in mangroves instead. 10/10.

Uranus’s atmosphere is remarkably bland in comparison to the other giant planets which it otherwise closely resembles.

So fresh so clean

♡

Rude.

They have a very dense sponge texture, and they’re sold by the pound with other Italian cookies at the market, so it skirts the line between cookie and tiny cake.

Is there a category for tray bake sweets? A fluid zone between lemon bars, brownies, and cookies.

Left Guard looks like a tall guy on stilts…

Gurbanguly Berdimuhamedow

He lacks the warmth and depth

Bad Graph says: 0.75% of 8 year olds were diagnosed in 2000 versus 3.2% in 2020.

Correlation =/= causation.

How have the diagnostic criteria changed in 20 years? Autism was a stigma when I was in high school in 2000, now it’s a spectrum. Are there routine screenings at pediatricians now?

Number go up, but what else go up simultaneously?

I hate it here.

… did they adjust the data points to go from lowest to highest

…so the chart go up?

…

*I wrote down the data on a napkin and it makes more sense. These fuckers made a Bad Graph.

Macho Man Randy Savage got raptured that day.

*no wait I’m revising that. There were a couple Armageddon days that year. My friends and I apparently celebrated the summer solstice one… by getting hammered and giggling about Xenu.

We heard about the Macho Man dying on the radio the next morning and realized the rapture was very, very limited. Good times. (non-wiki link.)