Poor airport security, nobodies ever just happy to see them :(

For now. That’s going to get a lot harder the further into the story you get.

smh, some of these people have clearly never worked second or third shift /s

On a scale of TV Short to One Piece, how long will the delusions persist?

That is also a possible reason for leaving.

Nah, the proper way is mutual face sniffing.

Source: i do that with cats, they’re usually taken aback at first but sniff back

I made it this far without ever posting anything, it’d feel wrong to start now (also the only stuff i got to post i got from here in the first place, soooo…)

Instructions unclear, granting Nestle all water rights in Washington state.

Hell yeah

Why do i feel like thats Loss using chinese characters?

Perform Bad Apple using the most complex geometric shapes possible.

Less grilling, more smoking. Temperature monitoring for long cooking times without having to leave an air conditioned environment.

Tuesday is the perfect day for it. Finish up the update on Friday, review it Monday and fix where you probably fucked up something and didn’t notice, push it the next day.

In a hole in the ground, there lived a hobbit.

Better: CHEESY garlic bread.

Consciousness is overrated.

They make ones with a mesh filter you pour it through

It isn’t put in the jar to throw away, its put in the jar to cook more food with later

Gotta get a quest to drop a POI out there

“Insult”