Obligatory “chiropractic care is not medical, and is in fact quackery at best” warning. You can easily be internally decapitated or crippled for life.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_chiropractic

If you can still see the countertop, you don’t have enough crock pots full of soup 😁

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Ever shower you take for the rest of your life is with horrible hard water that damages it.

Hmmmm…

Lets go with an immortal talking cat with human level intelligence.

Your £200 arrives rapidly, and with a great deal more force than expected, as a comically large, cartoon-bank robbery styled sack of £1 coins falls from a helicopter and smashes into your face.

Good luck filling the small cube one and not getting water everywhere

Cold enough to see my breath in the morning, with rainy and cloudy weather. Short and mild summers, long winters (mid november through march) with occasional heavy but manageable snowfall that brings things to a stop for a day or two, and sticks around for a while. Some nice thunderstorms in the spring, colorful foliage in the fall with some chill.

It really does look like the perfect height to have a cat next to your desk, just high enough to reach down and pet them

I dunno, i think the current congress is stupid enough to think breaking up california is a win for the republican party

Yep, less about the estrogen itself as it is the complete incapability to have a private life away from my family if I stay here 😬 everyone knows everyone and it comes out of nowhere at the weirdest times

But Ohio being ohio is also pretty awful.

It feels miserable to say it… but i think my heat tolerance improved a little bit with exercise 🥲

(I only really started regularly exercising like a month and a half ago)

100% get it. Linen sheets were a godsend when i learned about them but its still a lot. Zero tolerance for the sun as well (all aspects of it, no heat tolerance and bad light sensitivity and i can sunburn to blisters easily)

sigh need a job so i can have stable(remote) employment, so i can get the hell out of ohio, so i can even start…

Genuinely look forward to the temperature thing, I’ve been boiling alive my entire life :/

I dunno, looks kinda like a grumpy little storm cloud

A bit over 1200 miles. Haven’t been to Texas since before i could read, once got close enough in Oklahoma to seat the GIANT WALL OF HEAT to the south and promptly said fuck that. No desire to ever be there.

They are also insulated, and keep cold for far longer than the camelbak.

Teachers get a discount? Thats awesome.

Guard? Yeah that shit doesn’t even stay powered on for more than like a week a month lol

Puritanism is, apparently, profitable.