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If you squint your eyes, it looks like Epstein’s face
Cirrhosis. The orange finally makes sense
The bigliest liver failure: no alcohol needed.
He’s got Reverse Vitiligo. Just like 'ol Uncle Ruckuss.
Motherfucker is starting to ooze out the evil through his skin
Deport him!
Looks like a green nurse tried to find a vein
Is he dead yet?
Almost
It will always be Burma to me.
Does this mean he’s dying?
I read from someone claiming to be in nursing that it’s likely just bruising because he’s old and has had a cannula/IV so its pretty common. Unfortunately he has great access to health care but he’s a fucking moron who eats mostly fast food so here’s hoping
Knowing our luck all the preservatives he’s eating from the fast food will make him immortal.
it’s working on me. i had a group of “friends” running a betting pool on when i would die that stopped being my friends when i outlived all their bets and asked to collect.
granted it was pie and not fast food, but hey still here.
Honestly, we shit on him for what he eats, but he’s almost 80 and still going, so i dont think it’s working very well. He already had an entire life that was longer than most people, sadly.
Turns out it was money the whole time!
So like this?
Lmao nailed it!
I knew exactly what this link was before clicking on it.
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We should place him next to Liz Truss’s cabbage and see which withers first
The Coca-Cola and McDonald’s is just his schtick. He doesn’t eat that.
he eats kfc like a real dick tater
Being close to this all the time: yeah that’s what it looks like to me too.
Well besides healthcare there is also a small bit of reduced stress. He probably praises himself internally.
“I never had to stress about paying my bills or working manual labor jobs my entire life so I physically age slower than 99% of the population and my back stays unhurt until age of 60.”
I doubt he’ll have the grace to do it with any speed, but this and the talk about getting into heaven and Vance being ready to take over sure are suggestive.
Typically, the VP doesn’t publicly talk about taking over for the President unless the possibility is significant, but this administration lacks anything approaching message discipline so who knows.
He has the Marvolo ring now? Motherfucker is going to resurrect Regan with the stone.
Isn’t that an IV bruise?
Blood thinners and other potential medical conditions + thinning aging skin can lead to easy bruising. Around the hands and bonier areas (joints, shins, areas of less cushion) commonly bruise like this just from bumping into a hard surface.
I work with a hospice patient with liver cancer. Over the last couple months she’s been developing bruises/purpura all over her body, some on the tops of her thighs just from resting a tray on her lap.
i was really worried my health was going that direction with the bruising coming out of nowhere, until one night i couldn’t sleep and my cat pounced off the seven foot something bookshelf directly onto my lap (barely missed my jibblies) and then directly to the window. apparently he likes it when i make this sound?
Seriously though, what condition causes this?
Thin skin bruises easily.
That’s just an iv bruise. Could be anything.
I got one kind of like that from just a botched blood draw for a physical. Not older or anything and only happened once (and it hurt for a few days), but hasn’t since. It was higher up but I know people that do those from their hands.
That’s what happens when you’re soul has decayed so far past dead that the necrotic void that has replaced it has expanded to the point of physiological manifestation. Once the saturation hits 100% he’ll collapse into a micro-singularity and near instantaneously evaporate. The resulting radiation burst will be enough to give 1st degree burns to anyone standing within 10 meters.
within 10 meters.
Is that 15 football fields?
Or 27 half giraffes, but yes.
Or 11,532 Big Macs.
I saw one the other day where they measured something in Elmo’s. Wtf? I don’t have any idea how big Elmo is irl
The infestation is beginning to leak.
Is h
I wonder if he is on blood thinners?
His platelets just hate him
He gets darker and blacker, and darker and blacker.
