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miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Political Humor@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

Something About White Gloves...

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Something About White Gloves...

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miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Political Humor@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago
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    Knowing our luck all the preservatives he’s eating from the fast food will make him immortal.

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      it’s working on me. i had a group of “friends” running a betting pool on when i would die that stopped being my friends when i outlived all their bets and asked to collect.

      granted it was pie and not fast food, but hey still here.

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      Honestly, we shit on him for what he eats, but he’s almost 80 and still going, so i dont think it’s working very well. He already had an entire life that was longer than most people, sadly.

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        Turns out it was money the whole time!

        • Zombie@feddit.uk
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          So like this?

          https://youtu.be/JaXAH3ISkXQ

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            Lmao nailed it!

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            I knew exactly what this link was before clicking on it.

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      We should place him next to Liz Truss’s cabbage and see which withers first

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      The Coca-Cola and McDonald’s is just his schtick. He doesn’t eat that.

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        he eats kfc like a real dick tater

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