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cm0002@lemmy.world to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 6 days ago
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  • AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space
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    I love Scotland.

    • 0_o7@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Why? The guy might be good and we need more like him, but the country agreed to host and give a platform to a felon. That’s not a country I’d admire.

  • IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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    The Scots are a hairy bunch and it does take time to wash all that hair.

  • SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca
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    It’s more plausible that he actually was washing his hair than Trump not being a child rapist.

    • YknsNMo000@thelemmy.club
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      Genocide pos

    • Etterra@discuss.online
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      Yeah he’s probably got hair somewhere else. Like his eyebrows.

  • sk1nnym1ke@piefed.social
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    Is this the Scottish way to say “F*** You”?

    • Korhaka@sopuli.xyz
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      They also put up a sign by Trumps golf course saying twinned with Epstein island. I hope they do more.

    • slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org
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      I’m glad i don’t have to see the nasty f word. It makes bavy jesus cry

    • NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone
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      Nah, they’d just tell you to get tae fuck.

  • glitch1985@lemmy.world
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    Not all hair is on your head.

    • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Gotta keep your nethers soft as feathers =P

      • glitch1985@lemmy.world
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        Amen.

  • expatriado@lemmy.world
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    he’s got a hairy chest

    • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world
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      Sorry, I can’t meet with the president, I’m washing my nuts that day.

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    Y’all

    • pinheadednightmare@lemmy.world
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      Ya’ll…… ya will?

      • Zagam@piefed.social
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        You all.

        • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          Yard wall.

        • deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz
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          All y’all.

          • Zagam@piefed.social
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            All y’all, get off the wall Have a ball and get involved with

            Body movin’, body movin’ A1 sound and the sound’s so soothin’

          • rmuk@feddit.uk
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            All’a’y’alloughtn’t’t’ved’n.

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            Each and every all of y’all

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    The Scottish have so many ways to say fuck you and fuck off.

  • FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world
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    He’s got the same amount of hair as Trump does.

  • Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Maybe he has huge hairy balls?!

  • qyron@sopuli.xyz
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    We can’t see what the man is sporting from under that shirt neck line.

    For all we know the man can put to shame Donkey Kong.

  • UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world
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    Butt fro

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