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Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 16 hours ago

I can fix her

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I can fix her

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Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 16 hours ago
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  • red_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    There are enough for everyone: https://cagedladies.com/

    A lot of normal women who got into trouble, but also some crazy ones.

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    Girls with grippy socks give the best blowjobs.

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      Men love BPD chicks because we’ll be obsessed with them and could suck the paint off a trailer hitch but they act all shocked when they realize they need Steve Irwin level animal handling skill to not get their face chewed off and that they might just get speared to death anyway. My guy, do you want to live life on the edge or not?

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      Girls with grippy socks give the best blowjobs footjobs.

  • Cyrus Draegur@lemmy.zip
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    “I can fix her”?

    She can break me.

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      Twice this year, it’s a him but yes. They make borderline in boys too.

      • captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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        Let him go. Folks all the way on bpd bullshit just leave you wrecked until you decide to stay away. Maybe he’ll get better, I’ve had respected friends and partners who did, but it ain’t worth waiting for and being broken over and over in the meantime

    • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Both are fun. Then we can do a crazy ex girlfriend off.

      (I will win)

  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world
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    She’s probably going to need a good lay after that one.

    • onslaught545@lemmy.zip
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      As if she didn’t get laid in the psych ward.

      • toomanypancakes@piefed.world
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        There’s not generally a bounty of desirable dick in the psych ward, trust me

        • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          In my experience the patient’s desire is not a factor.

        • TachyonTele@piefed.social
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          Some women do things together in their rooms between check-ins though.

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        Orderlies don’t count. It’s like being on vacation.

      • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world
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        Maybe but she’ll need one after too.

  • Unpigged@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    How about not putting your dick in crazy?

    • lemonskate@lemmy.world
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      crazy people need dick too

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        But do they deserve dick, is the question.

        • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          Wow, bigot.

          • Apytele@sh.itjust.works
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            One of the medical clinic nurses at the state Psych hospital I worked at would give any patient a condom if they asked and not tell anyone. Like. It was known to administration and it was one of her official responsibilities to do so, but she would not reveal who she gave them to or keep any records. We would absolutely stop them if we caught them but you can’t always catch people before they make a wholeass new person.

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            My comment was in no way about who deserves to procreate, but who gets to have the fun of the process.

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      Counter point: have you ever put your dick in crazy? Its awesome.

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        You can get keen and competent without them being crazy

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        I mean you’re right if you vibe with similar crazy but that withdrawal and collateral damage…ouch.

        -even if you don’t vibe it’s going to be amazing

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        They do fuck pretty good. It’s like holding a tiger by the tail. In one instance the tiger is sure to like it. Right?

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      Stfu mentally ill people deserve affection as much as anyone.

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        As a mentally ill dude I would like to trade the disgusting affection for a 1991 Fiat Polski.

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      Look at you, trying to force “common sense” into people. How “admirable”.

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    This is how you become the ghost.

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    Hey baby, can I interest you an a folie à deux? 😉

    • MotoAsh@lemmy.world
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      God that movie sucked ass.

      • Sundray@lemmus.org
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        I know, and it ruined a perfectly good psychoanalytical term, too.

      • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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        I kind of want to watch it, but I’d have to watch the original Joker first.

        • MotoAsh@lemmy.world
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          Original is decent, but won’t live up to the hype. The second… just … don’t.

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    Don’t bother. She’s already perfect.

  • Godric@lemmy.world
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    As someone currently being ghosted, improvement yeaaaaaaaaahhhhhh

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    Where are they going?

    • TachyonTele@piefed.social
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      Well, breakfast is at 9.
      Then maybe a group.
      Then to the tables for lunch.
      Hopefully atleast another group, or the rest of the days going to be crazy boring.

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    No, she definitely ghosted me :(

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