Ah fuck. I figured it would take them 6 years to start invading Poland, not within the first 2 months.
Buddy we arent even done with the first month yet
And he’s already calling himself King
Will nobody rid me of this meddlesome despot
Poland, that’s a hostile action, retaliate please
What are they gonna do? Pol vault us to death?
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Poland: *bombs the sky*
“It was supposed to renter the Earth’s atmosphere in a controlled manner and crash into the Pacific Ocean,” Harvard University astrophysicist Dr Jonathan McDowell told the BBC. "But the engine failed. We’ve seen it orbiting Earth for the past few weeks and we were anticipating an uncontrolled re-entry today, which is what people saw burning in the sky. “The debris zipped over England at around 17,000 mph, then parts of Scandinavia then parts crashed into eastern Europe at a few hundred miles an hour.”
I can’t even begin to unpack the implications.
And expect it to get significantly worse now that president muski is allowed to fire whoever investigates his companies.
Ah, taking the Chinese approach to stage disposal, I see
They should sue
“For sale: COPV, lightly
toastedused”Elons turd
see what happens when you started WW2
Was it a head-on crash or more of a side scrape?
I’m going to cum so hard when I read a headline about space Karen trash crushing a rich politicians family.
