Dateline, Düsseldorf! In a move that’s sure to ruffle some feathers at Tesla HQ, a German court has officially ruled that Tesla’s Autopilot system is “unsuitable for use” due to a long-standing issue: phantom braking. You know, that fun little quirk where your car slams the brakes for no reason.
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Oh wait, you’re serious? Let me laugh harder!
Watch any court interview/hearing/testimony with any tech CEO by the government, its hilarious how bad the questions are. The geriatrics making laws don’t understand any tech newer than the 70’s or 80’s.