What could’ve happened?

Anything. Could he be dead? Unlikely, but anything is possible.

Did he win the lottery and go into hiding to avoid people begging for money? Even less likely but also possible.

Anything in between? More likely and also possible.

Nothing about this is surprising to me…

EXCEPT WTF, ETHIOPIA IS ALL ORTHODOX???

This but “freezer” and “frozen vegetables I bought before the pandemic”

Bullshit, I can’t store a laptop in my cheeks

Edit: fuck, I can’t even store an iPad in my cheeks. Also… ouch

Why do you keep saying this without quoting what you posted?

Repeat what you said if it’s so normal

It can’t, OP said something happened so it must be true

If you are acquainted with them, why not shoot them a text to hang out?

racist troll says what

https://www.polygon.com/analysis/489856/it-takes-two-sales-20-million/

Same here

Yes, that’s what I was thinking of!

I somehow missed this or forgot about it

As much as I hate the man, you guys realize that allegations aren’t convictions, right? Like, I literally could’ve called up the FBI and said this

Next Dem should reclassify “Trump Ship” to mean the shittiest possible boat. Leave it as a classification, just redefine it

People call it “the catch” but it’s really the throw after that was the impressive part

That a Mad Lion drinking Mad Dog. Gotta love it

To what end? Learning shit? Sure, you can take online courses. Want a job? Pick a legit school

For the record Jonestown didn’t use real Kool Aid

The losses here are no surprise. This was Musk’s deadline for tens of thousands of federal employees

Wonder why the biggest losses reflect govt cuts?

“Oh shit, Zelensky, we both threw rock. This is the craziest game of rock, paper scissors that I’ve ever played!”

Just thought it could use a caption

“Why are there so many more non-white people nowadays?!” lol op