Coming this fall on Fox:

Meal Team Six: Miami

Well said.

And in 2.5 million years when the light from your thought reaches the folks in Andromeda, they’ll be like…

“Woah! Star Wars happened right here!”

Exhibit A: Reality.

I find that calling a thing what it actually is reduces the need to go outside of the confines of reality to describe it accurately.

I call Trump a fascist because he fits the definition perfectly. If he didn’t, I’d call him something else.

Sssoooooo… they can’t fathom that the millions that bought it aren’t the same people as the tens of millions that made fun of it?

How do these people run companies?

They explained their point to you many times. I stepped in to explain it to you as well. Yet you continue to argue even after you say you understood their point and that the intent isn’t to minimize the suffering in Palestine.

This ends NOW.

No one is comparing mass slaughter to being poked in the ribs. This has been explained to you.

Purposefully missing the point is a form of trolling. And it’s ends now.

Oh for the love of god! What they’re saying that you’re not understanding is that if-

Providing arms to Israel = 1
Being a rapist = 2
Having 34 felony convictions = 3
“Dictator for a day” = 4
“Help Israel “finish the job” = 5
Project 2025 = 6
Abolishing body autonomy for women = 7 Abolishing the rights of the LGBTQ + = 8
Attacking American citizens with their own military = 9
And being able to execute people that he doesn’t like = 10

…. Then:

• Harris = 1
• Trump = 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, and 10.

THIS IN NO WAY MINIMIZES ANYTHING.

Hopefully this can end your confusion and settle this derailment of the topic.

I think it’s because he essentially commits a crime a day. If he keeps this going- the system will be so burdened by trying to build cases against him that there will never be time to actually convict him for any of them.

And all he needs to do is bide his time until he can just pardon himself for all of it and execute those that tried to convict him.

An enthusiast?

100% this.

He’s both the joke and the punchline.

I had to threaten Century Link with a lawsuit if they didn’t let me cancel my account on the phone yesterday.

Office Ladies. It’s relaxing and fun and I hate stress.

Still too coherent and cerebral to pass as Trump.

Have mercy on us all!

(Too adorable!)

I always find that people that are unflinchingly rigid in their beliefs always seem to be incredibly happy.

I believe that this stems from their inability to grasp the concept that the things that you don’t want to be true sometimes are, and the things you wish were, sometimes aren’t.

The problem is, most people don’t think he’ll actually do it- because they have the attention span of goldfish.

The rest of us know full-well to assume he is dead serious.