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- This airport tried to be cutesy and put up a sign limiting “hug time” instead of a more generic time limit. Have you ever heard of a “full English breakfast”? We’ll tell you all about it. There’s a café in Tokyo which discourages socializing. Find out why! People in China have pets. Isn’t that cute! Here’s a great tourist attraction in Turkey! Not into that? How about a video game museum in Kyoto instead? Or a theme park in Orlando? But why stop there? Here are some other links to random news tidbits. - It’s like one of those daytime TV talk shows in text form. - This sounds like it was written by an AI chatbot. - this is your brain on the web 
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- People in China have pets. - So many strange cultural traditions over there! 
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- deleted by creator - Seriously you’ve been in the car together for a relatively long time already. Say your longer goodbyes then - And the time leaving the car before entering the airport. And the time before getting to the drop-off zone in the airport. Plenty of time. 
 
 
- I can’t speak to all US airports but at MCO (Orlando, FL) you’d be lucky to get a ten second hug in before the security guard starts harassing you about clearing the drop-off area. - My favourite was in Toronto Pearson International to pick up an elderly aunt at the airport there … this was about 10 years ago … I don’t know the rules and I don’t go visit this damned airport every day, I’m not from the city but I know my way around … all I wanted to do was pick up my aunt who said she was ready and waiting … couldn’t find her even though we gave each other clear directions and locations … I missed her in about ten seconds between quick parking stops at the entry - Traffic cop told me to move along, I told him what I was doing, tells me to move along, told him it was my elderly aunt who needs help … MOVE ALONG! and threatens to ticket me otherwise … I move along … and can’t turn around so I follow the lane … ALL THE WAY OUT TO THE FREEWAY! - Then spent half an hour trying to figure out the freeway to get back to the airport … did it again and found my aunt … loaded her up as quickly as possible while the same traffic cop kept looking at us. - There wasn’t even time for a hug! It felt like we fleeing East Germany before the fall of the Berlin Wall. - Not surprised at all. Pearson is the worst airport I’ve ever had the pleasure of passing through. 
- Pearson Airport is still like that at the dropoffs and arrivals areas… luckily there is a cell phone waiting lot now where you can hang out until you know your buddy is at the pickup area. 
- That sounds about right. 
- Imma sit on a blanket and eat pancakes in protest but i want you to film my arrest 
 
- Honk honk! Get a room!! 
- No shit. These guys are assholes. I really fucking hate the Orlando International Airport. Never before have I had to wait so long in line for security even when there was no one else in line. 
- What if you arrive early, didn’t do online check-in, and have to wait for the check-in desk to open? It maybe I don’t understand what you mean by “drop-off area”. - It’s just a road and sidewalk in front of the building where people who are giving rides pull over so their passengers can get out. 
 
 
- A second is long enough. It’s like 1000 milliseconds. - Depends how fast you’re moving. The key is to approach light speed just as you reach the terminal. 
 
- Can they actually enforce this. Its a free world fuck em. - Read the article. It’s a light hearted way of telling you you can only stop there for a short time to drop someone off. 
- Can’t, fucking is limited to 2 minutes. - What do you do with the other 1:30? - Your mother - Ah so you spend the remaining 1:00 at the clinic then. Got it. 
 
 
 
 











