Tanooki Mario (comfy man in pajamas), and uhhhh…well i don’t really have a Smash main, I like to play all kinds of different styles. Which I guess also fits the question…
But I’ve never played smash. What does that mean? Oh! Oh.
ironically that raises your chances of getting to smash astronomically
Waluigi for Kart and Mr. Game and Watch for Smash. I have no idea what this says about me.
Everyone thinks u a freak but really u like it old-school
Damn, this is more accurate than horoscopes. You got me.
Waluigi and Wario. I like to eat motorcycles in bed I guess
i’m putting you on speed dial
Toad and Jigglypuff.
Why u do dis to me?
You’re a kind person and considerate lover. Bit of a drama queen though
Luigi / Duck Hunt. What the hell does that mean?
Damn im the same, Id say it means we anxious but we got that dog in us for better or worse
there’s a reason the announcer does that very pronounced pause between “Duck” and “Hunt”
Lol
Bowser for Kart and Kirby for smash… makes sense
Kirby for smash
😏
Guess I don’t exist as I don’t play either.
well you exist and you matter to me, so i guess this one doesn’t apply to you
Um, oh, okay?
too forward? sorry, i just like to make sure everyone feels included.
I appreciate the intent, but yeah, when people who don’t know me at all/that well say I matter to them etc I tend to think “how could they when they don’t know me?” I’m not sure if that’s correct or not, but it is how I feel.
Hope you are doing well though, and no real harm done.
Luigi and Fox
Whoa now save some for the rest of us
Be, uh, careful with that barrel roll.
Shy Guy
Ganondorf
Muy suavamente
Waluigi and Samus.
What this says about me is that I’m a lanky crook who underneath the rough veneer is a clumsy weirdo with a hyperfixation on birds??? I guess that’s actually pretty accurate, though the slang is pretty archaic there.
- Rosalina, teddy bear / sm red wheels
- Lucina
“you think this is cute? wait til you see my sword.”
Just don’t compare mine to Marth’s …
i hear his is only powerful at the tip
HAHAHAHA King Boo and Kirby. In that order. Annoyingly it works well.
Observers may THINK that you wear the pants in this relationship. But in reality, you are baby.
- Petey Piranha
- Mewtwo
No idea.
MarioKart - Yoshi
Smash Bros - Samus
Mario Party - Monty Mole
It also makes one hell of a Fuck/Marry/Kill
Kart: Mii w/MegaMan suit
Smash: I don’t play
😒
Welp, you don’t get a choice, you’re asexual now whether you like it or not. Meme says it, so it’s true.
That’s not what asexual means.
Not being interested in sex is different than not being interested in a game? That’s how I read it, anyway. Apologies if it came off otherwise.
Asexuality is about not experiencing sexual attraction, not about being interested in sex or not.
Some asexuals are also not interested in sex: Sex Repulsed
Some don’t care: Sex indifferent
Some want it: Sex favourable
Of course, then there is the spectrum including Grey Aces: Sometimes feel sexual attraction under certain circumstances, and Demisexuals who are only sexually attracted when they have a strong emotional connection to someone.
There are other labels under the asexual-spectrum but those are the most well known.
Forgive me, but to me not experiencing sexual attraction reads the same as “not being interested” because you don’t experience sexual attraction. (Why would you be interested in something you have no attraction to?) Cheers.
No, I corrected my post with more detail, hope you can see the edit.
Anyway, no people can be interested in sex for other reasons like enjoying the physical sensations etc, just because someone isn’t sexually attracted to someone doesn’t mean they aren’t interested in the act itself.
I appreciate all of the discourse. But I would like to clarify that the OP clearly states that one’s Smash main is how they are in the sheets. As someone who does not play Smash, that means I do not exist in the sheets. Whatever the proper terminology is, fair is fair, and I accept my fate.
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…just as long as everyone knows that IRL I have lots and lots of sex sometimes. With actual people. Sometimes more than one. This is all very true and I totally would not lie on the internet.
To answer the question in the brackets, it’s not about being attracted to sex itself or not, it’s about not being attracted to someone sexually (as in not finding a person sexually attractive). But sex can still be interesting and/or enjoyable to someone for various reasons besides being attracted to someone.
Rosalina for Kart and Isabel for smash. I wonder what that would make me?
you always like to be in control