Man I can’t keep up with all the new music stars’ names

Fun fact, if you copy something a person does, you’re mocking them. But if you reword what they’re saying and throw it back to them, you’re intellectually deepening the conversation 🧠🧠🧠

real and wholesome :’)

I just rub her left labia for two minutes then ask her if she came

༼ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ༽ ⌐■-■ Mission accomplished ᕕ༼⌐■-■༽ᕗ

4 who? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Fake: I didn’t vote in this pole

Gay: I didn’t “vote” on this pole ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

“But I’m just an actor!”

“Can you play dead?”

bang

Fuck I miss that show

Right? Like just sit in my lap and pee a little like a normal person

(っ◔◡◔)っ

The original but ultimately rejected title from Beastie Boys’ smash hit

(. )( .)

Personally, I enjoy F5 myself. I find it more refreshing

I hope you’re using a screen protector

In Quebec I heard it more often but from older generations

Oh really? And how many dicks have you sucked out of spite? What sort of scenario would that even occur in? Where would one even find such a place!? Like what address!?

I’m digging the new Aztec posting

Outside, where grass is real and may be touched

The call is coming from inside the call

It was chaos incarnate

I love cartoon violence