I don’t believe your pedantry supersedes the need of unpregnant men

Shit, or shit not. There is no crying on the toilet

It leaves room for terms like coitarche nemesis

It’s the ultimate lifeform

he Balks at the idea

oh shit thats good i was thinking gregsland

This is the Mary Poppins parody, Sherri Boppins (a completely original character.) This is the scene where they’re walking in the park and come across the ugliest man in Glasgow, Groundskeeper Willie, who had dated Sherri when she was blind.

Hwat do you mean by this

New boof gootin’

a real blast

Yeah they do, but your saving grace is they’re also thinking “oh shit do I have something on my clothes” but when they check you’re CHECKED bud

I’m sorry but Vincent did nothing you leave him out of this

Here’s an article I found that may help provide context;

https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2025/11/28/why-has-venezuela-banned-six-international-airlines-amid-us-tensions

TL;DR: Trump advises people not to fly over or to Venezuela, some airlines stop, Venezuela govt bans airlines from flying there in response

orang 💀💀💀

Shat shorts

yea

“A woman shall not wear anything that pertains to a man, nor shall a man put on a woman’s garment, for all who do so are an abomination to the LORD your God.”

Man christians gotta take the fun outta everything. What are they gonna ban next, anal!?

Its just cold up here eh

Sometimes my dog would start LICKING the piss spot. I was more than happy to let him rummage around the various odiferous bouquets of his fellow canines’ signature jettisons, but after a while I’d have to pull him back. Sometimes he’d sniff then roll around in something absolutely putrid, leaving both of us with an unpleasant cleaning session later.

I miss that little guy.

I would think mummies closer to liches than zombies - they have their organs preserved in jars which makes them harder to kill, they retain most if not all their faculties, and are typically actively channeling their curse.

While some zombies reanimate via magical means in some stories, they’re usually stoppable with a headshot, are usually devoid of conscious thought, and are the receivers rather than the perpetrators of what reanimates them.

Of course it’s all fictitious so I’m sure there’s some mummy or zombie story out there where the only way to stop them is by setting them up on a cute date with each other.