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Cake day: February 4th, 2024

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  • Sometimes my dog would start LICKING the piss spot. I was more than happy to let him rummage around the various odiferous bouquets of his fellow canines’ signature jettisons, but after a while I’d have to pull him back. Sometimes he’d sniff then roll around in something absolutely putrid, leaving both of us with an unpleasant cleaning session later.

    I miss that little guy.


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    7 days ago

    I would think mummies closer to liches than zombies - they have their organs preserved in jars which makes them harder to kill, they retain most if not all their faculties, and are typically actively channeling their curse.

    While some zombies reanimate via magical means in some stories, they’re usually stoppable with a headshot, are usually devoid of conscious thought, and are the receivers rather than the perpetrators of what reanimates them.

    Of course it’s all fictitious so I’m sure there’s some mummy or zombie story out there where the only way to stop them is by setting them up on a cute date with each other.