This is a classical false dichotomy
There is way more nuance from “freshly showered” over “natural human smell” to “grossly unclean”.
That being said, my dick may be small but it sure smells like big one!
False dickotomy, a classic type of logical phallusy
phallussy
Marry me
my dick may be small but it sure smells like big one!
I think you may have reworded this on purpose for hilariousness (which it is).
The joke goes, though: my dick may be small but it smells like a foot.
I think it generally goes “my dick may be only 6 inches but it smells like a foot”. To establish the measurement units.
“Smells like a foot”
I found a dab of Lume after a shower will keep all unwanted smells away for 24 hours, or until the next shower. Thats my pro tip.
my pro tip.
I see what you did there.
Based grassroots advertiser.
I had to Google it. It is just an ad lol
Both? Both. Both is good
Can we changre his name to Elon Musk of a sweaty cock
Uncircumsized complicates this further and that smell increases more quickly.
Source: 😏
Not a problem if you shower regularly enough and clean all the right places.
Does it though? Most of mine comes from ball sweat marinading the whole thing for hours on end during the day.
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Under the foreskin starts getting smelly fast, imho
How would you know the difference? Did you get circumcised as an adult or something?
Some people both own and operate dicks
Yeah, like my wife.
(I feel bad about this joke. I’m not trying to engage in misogyny. If you enjoyed the stupidity I had to offer, I’m glad and thank you for doing so.)
Drink more water. I noticed it’s less severe if your piss is more hydrated and you also wipe your penis when going to take a leak.
I drink a ton of water and only water. I also wipe because I sit down when I pee. (There’s nothin that crazy bout me, I’m just takin a whiz, mind your own biz, why’s everybody starin at me?)
So I mean, already do that, but I’m also very smell-sensitive in general, so maybe I’m just very sensitive to the smell.
Some people just have worse BO than others, unfortunately. My wife can go a week without showering and smell like nothing, while my body will defeat 48h deodorant in 4h. This is unaffected by diet and shower frequency (for me)
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Wipe?! Great heavens!
Keep a bit of 80 grit in your pocket for this.
As is tradition
Takes a second and one piece. I usually only do it at home since I sit down. If I am out I usually use the urinals and of course you don’t wipe there.
that is what the sink is for…
Huh?
since I sit down
A man of culture and grace.
Quite. Makes less mess as well. I now even do it at uni since the bathrooms are clean (people clearly have manners)
It nurtures the smell. I call it the “cheesemaker”
God I love the smell of dick cheese
Dick Cheese Charcuterie is the name of my garrage band.
