

I was minding my own business right until they decided to make themselves my business.
Poetry
Being a bodyless head with a freak long tongue is not only okay—it can be an exciting opportunity
I was minding my own business right until they decided to make themselves my business.
Poetry
I ChadGPT’d a summary of it
ok so the dinah project is this super shady operation run by lawyer types who think theyre spies or something and theyre trying to solve this huge mystery of who did what during some fight and its all very suspicious
basically the dinah project is just a big show with a lot of money and fancy words but does it actually do anything or is it just fueling more political bs who knows and thats the problem with all these so called humanitarian groups they just want to look good and get funding but they dont actually care about solving anything
I used to keep a knife blade under the sole of my shoe. I forgot it was in there and made it through security without it being noticed
A kid in the womb is better off listening to old people’s regrets and dying wishes so they can handle dying of old age better when the time comes
I hit a kid with my car once so now I can litter and stuff without guilt
This is my favorite kind of review- thank you
Power tripping = not agreeing with me
True, I think most of us here can agree with that. This is just a joke post though- OP knows they broke a stupid rule in a funny way, and came here to have a laugh about it
I think from context we can gather that the removal was due to “advocating violence”
When US Americans get painted this way, it feels like a “Humans- Fuck Yeah” story. Like I’m just so used to us having our downsides highlighted that it feels special to be seen for a positive attribute
I’d argue that the meat of a vegan human who consents to being eaten is vegan
There’s a classic relationship question (often as a joke, but sometimes unironically from an insecure partner) of “would you still love me if I was a worm?”
Am I getting a lot of downvotes?
Edit: oof, I just checked lol
Where I live, you can drive across town in 30 minutes. I once worked with a coworker who lived about a 15min drive from work (less than 8km), and it consistently took him 2 hours to get to work by bus.
Oh shit 9/10 dentists was an idiot? More evidence of the deepstate plot
Chad DMed this to me and asked me to spread the word about his new product bc he’s banned from half the fediverse
The modlog says it was for “ban evasion, trolling.” @[email protected] was banned from there a month ago for “Civility, blindly defending a violent murderer because of their race/religion/sexuality/gender.” The username certainly makes it look like ban evasion