- Don’t live in the USA.
- Don’t visit the USA.
- Under no circumstances should you live in or visit the USA.
Sundely they became “please thread on me”
- Obtain Norweigian Citizenship¹
- Live in Norway
- Turn on the tv and tune into the American news and have #Popcorn 🍿 ready to enjoy the shitshow
¹Unfortunately I’m not privilaged enough for this :/
These don’t work. “Be white” used to apply for a while but even that doesn’t anymore. I think now it is “be white and suck up to fascists”
“White Christians accepted only.”
I guess we’re ignoring the fact that they’ve kidnapped US citizens because they were brown.
“Don’t be a minority” is a rule so deeply ingrained in their ethos they think it’s universally understood already.
- Be Caucasian
They’ve kidnapped white people too
🥾👅
Don’t kink shame.
Renee Good did none of those things.
Well she did obey them but they gave conflicting instructions and shot her anyways.
Important to note for clarity, disobeying an officer’s instructions is NOT the same as disobeying the law.
And neither are supposed to be punishable by death.
- Carry a flamethrower.
How to avoid being deported by ICE:
- Be white and join ICE
Not guaranteed to work. What if you’re off duty and they don’t believe you when you say you work with them?
They already ignore passports, birth certificates, driver’s licences and social security cards.
Be on crystal meth and work 24/7, problem solved.
How to avoid ICE:
- Dont be a US citizen
- Dont be pulling out of your driveway
- Dont leave room and wave them by in traffic
- Dont be friendly and tell them “I’m not mad at you”
Don’t sleep in your own bed in your own home either.
Step 1, everyone is illegal except for the people that were already here if you wanna get technical.
Step 2, maybe ICE shouldn’t attack us, it’s self defense from the very beginning
Step 3, oh boy. Maybe ICE and supporters should do a better job at following those laws and not take orders from a guy with 37+ felonies.
Food for thought unless you’re to dumb to eat
i have a white supremacist translating device, here goes:
- be white, or else
- stop resisting! 🐽
- don’t leave your house if you’re not white
Rule 1 and 3 don’t even apply anymore
Rule 2 doesn’t help because they will deliberately give conflicting instructions and shoot anyway.
“In today’s news, another us citizen of non-pale complexion was arrested by ICE, despite being married and working here for 20+ years.”
