would’ve been better without “deliriously”. brevity is the soul of wit, meaning a five syllable adverb has no fucking place in any joke

but i’m not always so sure…they should call it I Could Believe It Might Be Butter

“He’s our SON, Elon! His name is…wait how do you pronounce it again”

in general, no matter what site i’m on, i assume about half the traffic is bots. which means you are…<flips coin> heads. phew! thought you were a bot

drinking coffee and listening to nothing atm, but earlier i was listening to calvin harris

the “fell for it again award” meme shows up on 4chan’s /pol/ board a lot. believe or not, not everyone there is a brainwashed fascist. sure, most of them are, but not all

>with the people you love

oh well, at least my sundays still have good coffee and good music

i’ve posted a bunch here under different usernames. this is the one username i’m sticking with because i was manic as fuck when i had the other ones last year

I have a feeling that all the OpenAI employees switch to Claude once they leave work

all my memes are OC. i’ve seen the memes this site has to offer and somehow they’re even worse than the ones on reddit. actually they’re a LOT fucking worse that the ones on reddit. shit is like r/forwardsfromgrandma

everything ever written down is just HI slop

GREENLAND BELONGS TO THE NORDS!

there’s a huge fucking difference between them- only one of them fucks couches

im gonna show up to one of them in an ice cream truck but CREAM will be in big letters so people know i’m not the bad ice

seriously? dude it’s just text

oh more of this bullshit? twitter is all abuzz over some selectively edited youtube video that made it look like all these somali day care centers were scams. trump admin will seriously bend over backwards to stop helping children

farming…AND hunting and gathering? lmao now you’re dreaming

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fuck the tbilisi tpolisi

not the regulatory agency we need, but the one we deserve