Meesa doesn’t like this game
Speak.
Learn Sign Language.
Tell everyone I gained Black Bolt’s powers.
I need the tongue, so I choose “look”.
But I guess nothing is stopping me from just speaking like Jar Jar so win-win.
I need the tongue
🤔
… I believe this does not require further explaining …
C.! Lock in no regrets!
That one lady had the hots for Binks just saying
Easy, look like jar jar. Cash in on likeness opportunities and find out what that tongue do.
Looking like Binks would probably get me experimented on as an alien. Speaking like Binks would get me a pretty decent shot at the presidency
Meesa so horny. Youssa sayin youssa have a low age of majority on youssa planet?
I mean, he is at palpatine’s right hand as he takes over the galaxy.
I’m still convinced he’s a sith lord, so I think he doesn’t talk as weird as he does when he’s not playing the bumbling idiot. But I probably would still prefer to look like him just in case.
He looks kinda adorable ngl.
Look like Jar Jar. Dude’s gotta be slinging hog.
Fairly confident he has a cloaca.
Meesa poop egg piss.
You’ve already sold me, you don’t have to keep going
the orifice of champions! look like jar jar it is
That or one of those double shark dicks
Seventeen dicks according to Natalie Portman.
Also his tongue does wonderful things
In the movies, it only does awful things
Like, talk.
Yeah but it’s always flaccid
Not a problem its prehensile and vibrates.
I like this
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Where are you going to find a doctor who can treat you when you need one?
Ask yo momma.
(That makes no sense but it ENTICES)
Because of the implication.
(Don’t know if this makes anymore sense, just yes and-ing)
And my axe!
Horse vet
Plus you can still make yourself sound like him, which always turns on everyone around you.
You can’t sling shit if no one will get near you
Except, ironically, shit. But don’t be that person.
Look like jarjar because I can find me a freak who appreciates my crazy ass tongue game
Take me by the tongue and I’ll know you
Kiss me 'til you’re drunk and I’ll show you
All the moves like Jarjar
I’ve got them moves like JarjarThere are dozens of us.
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There is no way you know I am referencing dolphinfucker69 from the pcm subreddit 5-6 years ago. I refuse to believe that. You must be thinking of something else surely. This is as unlikely as someone getting my skyleak referencing. I very much want to know what you think my user name is from though, deeply curious
There is an FX show (cake) that has a segment called shark lords. It’s a parody where they go to track down a shark to fuck it. I assumed that’s what you were referring to. Cool name tho
That’s so funny I have to check that out. I wish I were referencing that because I look back on my r/pcm days and cringe. I keep the name because it makes other people laugh
Meesa gonna go wit talkin like Jar Jar, betcha betcha. Nobody understands a damn thing I say anyway.
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Jarjar is hot as fuck bro
Look - that tongue could be handy
