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If you wanna log your logs the old fashioned way with just a spreadsheet:
Date / time
- Small / medium / large
- Bristol Scale
- color
- could also add odor or discomfort if you’re worried about that
On a second spreadsheet in that workbook, keep a food diary, because that’s gonna provide a LOT of context (and you might discover some ways to be nicer to your tummy).
Considering there has been a massive wave of smart cameras everywhere in and outside homes in the past and especially recently getting “hacked”, it’s not a stretch that randomly picking cameras to look through could yield a droopy balls and veiny cock jumpscare
Literally a shit post. Well done sir.
The Dekoda costs $599 plus a mandatory subscription of at least $6.99 per month.
Imagine paying $600 plus $7 a month for Kohler to look at your shit.
Jokes on the intern?
Camera toilet? For shitting with your boyfriend/girlfriend together.
Co-op or PvP?
PvE
FFA
PvP, obviously.
Co-op
So is it any wonder that people are afraid of technology?
No shit.
What the fuck are we doing as humanity
Storing petabytes of shit photos on coal burning servers cooled by drinking water.
Because a guy in a black turtleneck told us to.
Nothing productive, just making $$ off rubes.
Sometimes this timeline is too absurd not to love a little bit
I pray everyday that someone sneaks up behind me and hits my head with a large hammer
Im always watching the lamps just in case.
Feels like we’ve landed in an episode of Brasseye
Anyone who decided to buy a smart toilet with internet access deserves to not have an encrypted connection
Only a matter of time before the Kohler Miracle occurs, a magnificent turd in the shape of the Virgin Mary.
Its even worse, its a smart attachment for any existing toilet
What a shitty design.
end-to-end
From my end to another person’s end connected by the plumbing system?
Seriously tho: I can understand why certain tech things might need a camera; if the toilet is able to accurately bidet the shit off my asshole with laser precision I can understand it might need to see all the dingleberries… But why the fuck does it have to send the camera data anywhere? Keep that shit local, confined to the device itself.
From my end to another person’s end connected by the plumbing system?
a very complicated human centipede
It analyses your shit and cross checks against the Bristol stool chart.
It then has either Metamucil or a block of cheese delivered to your house as needed.
ERROR: Too much blood detected in sample.
Literally using people’s shit to train their shit AI.
c/StallmanWasRight
I’d just like to interject for a moment. What you’re refering to as Shitcam, is in fact, GNU/Shitcam, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Shitcam.
