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The six-fingered man!
My name is Inigo Montoya. You have gout. Now prepare to die.
or you could be English with an accent
I AVE GOUT
IGOT GOUT
Also works
OUCH GOUT (I legit have it in my right foot rn)
GOT GOUT and cut off a finger. Easy peasy.
Or
HAVE GOUT
then on your forearm
WILL TRAVEL
GOUT HERE works
In the unlikely event you don’t have eleven fingers, you could use an apostrophe.
“IVE GOUT IT” also fits
I’ve G’t
Or anything in between depending on the number of fingers
You just made a genius invention available to everyone (with Gout). Kudos.
GOTS GOUT
