potoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days agoAnd my premature ejaculation is the shortcoming!?lemmy.worldimagemessage-square73fedilinkarrow-up1745arrow-down145file-text
arrow-up1700arrow-down1imageAnd my premature ejaculation is the shortcoming!?lemmy.worldpotoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square73fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareWhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up16arrow-down37·3 days agoMaybe learn foreplay, and how to generally fuck.
minus-squareProprietary_Blend@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up74arrow-down1·3 days agoOr how to enjoy humor
minus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up23·3 days agoThis is why he hates your propriatary blend of internet…
minus-squareWhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6arrow-down8·3 days agoOh was I not joking well enough? Oops!
minus-squareProprietary_Blend@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·3 days agoThis is the internet. No one can detect your humor without the appropriate emoji
minus-squareWhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down1·3 days agoI refuse to conform to these impossible standards.
minus-squarepotoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·edit-22 days agoIf I didn’t know how to fuck, why was I the only one who managed to cum? I was the only one who knew wtf I was doing.
minus-squareWhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 days agoThen why you asking? Cut her loose. Better yet just jerk off. Way cheaper.
minus-squarecRazi_man@europe.publinkfedilinkarrow-up33arrow-down3·edit-23 days agoCumming is literally the win condition in fucking. Got nothing to apologise for just because I’ve optimised my game.
minus-squareREDACTED@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·3 days agoI’m so good at sex that at this point I cum whenever a woman touches me
minus-squarebranch@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up33·edit-23 days ago https://explosm.net/comics/rob-superpower#comic
minus-squarejaybone@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·3 days agoI can do it just by touching myself.
minus-squareREDACTED@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·3 days agoI can also do it while asleep by just seeing a woman in my dreams. I’ve decided to call this superpower “wet dreams”
minus-squareKaput@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 days agoI used to be a wet dreamer like you, but then I took few decades to the knee.
minus-squarejaybone@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 days agoI know a secret trick that will prevent that from happening. The lotion agenda hates this.
minus-squareTwoBeeSan@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down1·3 days agoI like to let it build. That way I disappoint them even more.
minus-squarehumorlessrepost@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·3 days agoSpeedrunning that shit. You put the BJ in BLJ.
minus-squarehumorlessrepost@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·3 days agoYayayayayayayayayayahoooo!
minus-squareFrozengyro@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down1·3 days agoIt was good for me, was it good for y… Nevermind I don’t care
minus-squareCrazazy [hey hi! :D]@feddit.nllinkfedilinkarrow-up3·3 days agoTime for me to turn into Rene Descartes
minus-squareWhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down1·3 days agoThen there’s no need to cut her loose. As long as op only wants his then he’s good to go. Until she finds orgasms elsewhere I suppose.
minus-squareKaput@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-22 days agoWell dépends, sometimes promising ‘‘it’ll be quick, won’t feel a thing’’, seals the deal.
Maybe learn foreplay, and how to generally fuck.
Or how to enjoy humor
This is why he hates your propriatary blend of internet…
Nailed it
Oh was I not joking well enough? Oops!
This is the internet. No one can detect your humor without the appropriate emoji
I refuse to conform to these impossible standards.
If I didn’t know how to fuck, why was I the only one who managed to cum? I was the only one who knew wtf I was doing.
Then why you asking? Cut her loose. Better yet just jerk off. Way cheaper.
Cumming is literally the win condition in fucking. Got nothing to apologise for just because I’ve optimised my game.
I’m so good at sex that at this point I cum whenever a woman touches me
https://explosm.net/comics/rob-superpower#comic
I can do it just by touching myself.
I can also do it while asleep by just seeing a woman in my dreams. I’ve decided to call this superpower “wet dreams”
I used to be a wet dreamer like you, but then I took few decades to the knee.
I know a secret trick that will prevent that from happening.
The lotion agenda hates this.
I like to let it build. That way I disappoint them even more.
Speedrunning that shit.
You put the BJ in BLJ.
Yahoooooo!
Yayayayayayayayayayahoooo!
do you use glitches?
It was good for me, was it good for y… Nevermind I don’t care
Time for me to turn into Rene Descartes
Then there’s no need to cut her loose. As long as op only wants his then he’s good to go. Until she finds orgasms elsewhere I suppose.
Well dépends, sometimes promising ‘‘it’ll be quick, won’t feel a thing’’, seals the deal.