I was always taught that one should not pose for a photo with alcohol in hand so as not to look tacky.
Glad to see our highest class of elites follow similar etiquette.
It was photoshopped this is the real picture
What changed? I don’t see any difference?
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it’s more like this
Well this is a bit of a paradox, as we all know clowns are hung
Fuckin ugly shoes no less, what made him think wearing those with a tux was a good idea
Because they stand out so you notice them. He’s an attention seeker after all.
He probably thinks it’s a statement of something. Or he’s in a k-hole again.
I got hit with the ketamine after an episode in the hospital and all I did was start chanting slavery hymns until it wore off and I was normal again. I don’t think Elon’s pathology is due to ketamine as funny as it is to say.
Well he does like slavery, so maybe there is something in common.
Shoes that match his personality
They’re all doing it, his just don’t match.
I wear a tux every chance I get, which is rare, but the other guys look perfectly proportioned.
Got a longish dick, smallish feet, never had the urge to “prove” anything with bigger shoes. Musk is straight up compensating.
OP posted this just to talk about his longish dick.
I’m short and scrawny, can I just have this one thing?!
No, now hand it over!
he might show it to you, if you ask nicely
Foot size is more related to height than dick size. I can 100% confirm. I dated a dude 6ft 4. Wore size 15. Near the bottom of d size of my body count.
Also he constantly talked about how big he was. Always wanted me to confirm he was bigger than my previous partners. Gah. I only dated him like 2 months.
I’m also 5’3". And I did not like dating someone so significantly larger than me. Honestly prefer partners closer to my height.
The logistics just don’t work with a full 12 inch difference in body length.
There is a correlation between height and dick size, but it’s quite small. IIRC for every 20cm or so in height you get 1cm in dick on average, but it varies enough that it’s no certainty a tall guy has a larger dick.
Also fun fact: studies into penis size correlating with other factors can be broadly generalised into two categories: measured studies, which is where doctors will measure the penis when erect in a consistent manner, and self-reported studies, where people just tell a researcher how big it is.
Self-reported studies generally come back with results like “black people have larger dicks, Asians have shorter dicks” etc… But in measured studies, it turns out that worldwide penis size is basically all the same. It’s people self-reporting their own size + a correction for what they think they should have (nobody wants to be below average). In places with high porn consumption, penises tend to “be larger”, because that’s what men see and they want to have the same. Only in countries that tend to censor genitalia in porn do you find people actually self-report a size that’s essentially the same as their actual size (which usually happens to be Asian countries). That, plus the whole “BBC” genre in porn, essentially explains the self-reported racial differences in dick size.
Also fun: self-reported studies overestimate average dick size by approx. 2cm. Self-reported the average is about 15cm, but when actually measured it drops to about 13cm (which also happens to be 6 inches and just over 5 inches respectively; see the psychological effect there?).
self-reported studies overestimate average dick size by approx. 2cm.
Kind of a dick-move tbh
I’m mainly going by what I saw in the locker room in 7th and 8th grade. Them tall boys were packing hogs, black guys had longer, skinnier dicks and the popular white guys… let’s just say they stood straight out, no hang. I didn’t walk out with any insecurities.
Elon OTOH, those shoes are stuffed with newspaper.
Longish, you say?
Skinny though, can’t have it all. 🥺
Post that hog
Alas, that would be like posting a skinny pig. Hard to call him a “hog”, no meat on the bone.
It matches, because clowns have oversized shoes
It looks like he’s wearing shoes around his shoes.
What even are those? At first glance they looked less like fancy shoes and more like some kind of woolen cover to protect your fancy shoes, or perhaps even keep them warmer in the winter time
Someone repaint them as clown shoes, please
I’ve never wondered if someones shoes were holding them hostage before but there’s a first time for everything, I guess. 🧐
We found him ! … Bigfoot
The Emperor’s new clothes
I think we should spam on social media that Elon is wearing very small shoes, so he increases his shoe size even further
He’s getting fitted for his concrete shoes, the last he will wear before being dumped out at sea.
