• Demdaru@lemmy.world
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    1 day ago

    God made us in his image. Treat bible as a big diary of some dude working on a project that is vastly too big and suddenly it makes sense.

    Welcome to Beta Eden. There’s a known bug, please do not intera- Fuck.

    Okay, fuck off, I made a bigger version without the bug, we will continue with the project but everything must go along the framework I’ve set…the fuck you all doing. THE FUCK YOU ALL- Fuck. Hard reset.

    Okay, welcome to 3.0, we can make this work, I ported best parts of 2.0 and…oh for fucks sake now you’re going one after another? Uhhh, okay, lemme help…yea yea chosen nation, whatevs, just gtfo before they get…what the fuck is hapennin, how do I fix ooooh, got and idea, gonna make avatar… Here, lemme insert me here…

    They fuck they doin to my avatar. THE FUCK DO YOU EXPECT ME TO DO.

    Ah, fuck it, here, martyrdom for the win, I am done, gonna work on sonething else.

    …basically bible xD