- 1 why would toilet paper be cheaper if you shave your butthole
- 2 whats so fun about shaving your butthole
Shaving? Just use nair.
warning: you may not want to read this, it’s an epic and old reddit copypasta from a magazine about uh, nair-ing the hair off your starfish. it’s profanely hilarious.
you were warned.
why would toilet paper be cheaper if you shave your butthole
Imagine wiping peanut butter off of a tile floor vs. wiping it out of a shag carpet.
I’m learning that some have smooth assholes and not wrinkly ones like I do
Now imagine pressure washing it.
Now imagine just leaving it alone like nature intended.
My dogs love peanut butter!
Let it drip-dry then pick off the larger chunks with your fingernails
It’s like cast iron. At some point you build up a nice protective seasoning. You’re gonna wanna keep that.
Well then you can have all of my dingleberries. I don’t want them
No dingleberries if you’re shaven…
Exactly! Just like we do with preventable illnesses and poor eyesight.
I didn’t say it was a good idea. I just said imagine it.
That’s a whole 'nother section of the internet. 😶🌫️
No one thinks about the stubble though. One you shave it you gotta commit.
Imagine wiping peanut butter out of shag carpet vs astroturf.
I think if you tried it you’d find out that you’re wrong. The stubble is not a major issue … is what you might realize.
I think the Sam Vimes theory of socioeconomic unfairness can be applied here. If you can afford the electrolysis you never have to shave again and save on TP forever
Believe me, the cost of electrolysis is NOT the money. Keep that torture device away from my nethers, tyvm.
is shag carpet rated toilet paper more expensive
No, but you sure need more of it.
“Oh yeah, baby!”
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Order a bidet attachment for your toilet, wash your fucking ass!
Definitely my best Covid lockdown decision.
I’ve actually thought about this before - more people should shave/trim their butt hair (at least the hair around your hole). It just makes the whole experience better. And then ideally get a bidet.
You have no idea how dense it is down there. We do not go down there.
Not without men with machetes.
have you considered just washing your ass?
don’t be silly now
O o O o O o O o O
You use less toilet paper after shitting if poop isnt caught in your ass hair. It happens to the hairer people though diet can mitigate it.
Anal is a lot less fun if hair in a sensitive area is getting tugged on or pulled out. Friction is not your friend when a penis (or other object) is going into an orifice.
I got this, just let me grab the duct tape. Now, deep breath…
If you’re using that tape for ducting, you’re gonna have a bad time. 🤌🏼
Thankyou for doing the research.
Thank you. I didn’t know the second part but it makes sense.
Genuine quesiton: People who trim their bum hair are just okay with the chafing?
For some of us it chaffed more with hair.
I know you can’t see me but I’m pressing “x” to doubt
I mean, if you want my previously itchy butt you’re welcome to it.
Wait- are you? Let’s see what your mama gave you if you’re offering, lol
Who wants a hairy chocolate starfish? Not I.
Rusty Sheriff’s star
it just gives you poops a bit more fwoosh
Marked the thread to read later, while pooping
whats so fun about shaving your butthole
Nothing, that’s why I epilate my butteye.
Do you have an epilator for your anus and another for other areas or one device for both?
Yes
No
Prefer not to say
I don’t like those words and how you did them
Shave?
That sounds incredibly sketchy. Just use wax strips.
Or vindaloo.
A lighter will make quick work of it too
Just don’t pass gas.
Remember kids, if you want to light a fart, do it through your pants.
I knew a guy who did not. He had burns inside his large intestine.
It helps if you don’t stick the lighter up your ass
Do you have a backflow regulator on your asshole? My friend didn’t.
Obviously. Your friend must be an older model. They come standard now.
That’s the entire reason for lighting farts on fire.
Sand paper too.
Thermonuclear weapons will also get the job done. Or Nair.
Workplace bathrooms never allow you to choose the appropriate grit though, unfortunate.
Tim is always hogging the fine stuff to jerk off with
(Creal movie, terrible commercial, questionable hair removal technique)
Wax strips? That sounds messy. Just get an epilator.
Epilator? That sounds messy. Just laser your crack bush.
all good til it starts to grow back
i’ve shaved my butthole and let it fully grow back many times, and i’ve never felt prickly down there. weird i’m not experiencing the discomfort that most people who shave their butthole do.
truly blessed haha, I suppose like everywhere else people have different gauges of hair down there, some more coarse and some more fine.
You just gotta keep up with it. There will be initial irritation as your skin adjusts to being shaved, but after a week or so it’s a non issue.
Yeah, I’m just saying, you have to keep doing it otherwise when the hair grows back it’s prickly as hell.
Too much commitment for me dawg
likewise xD
Followed to save more money tips!
I think we’ve all been there.
water.
