Chad-McTruth@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agoi have questions about this butthole shavinglemmy.dbzer0.comimagemessage-square78fedilinkarrow-up1363arrow-down16file-text
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1 why would toilet paper be cheaper if you shave your butthole 2 whats so fun about shaving your butthole
minus-squarechaogomu@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·2 days agoJust don’t pass gas. Remember kids, if you want to light a fart, do it through your pants. I knew a guy who did not. He had burns inside his large intestine.
minus-squarewaterSticksToMyBalls@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·2 days agoIt helps if you don’t stick the lighter up your ass
minus-squarechaogomu@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10arrow-down1·2 days agoDo you have a backflow regulator on your asshole? My friend didn’t.
minus-squareMidnight Wolf@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·2 days agoObviously. Your friend must be an older model. They come standard now.
Just don’t pass gas.
Remember kids, if you want to light a fart, do it through your pants.
I knew a guy who did not. He had burns inside his large intestine.
It helps if you don’t stick the lighter up your ass
Do you have a backflow regulator on your asshole? My friend didn’t.
Obviously. Your friend must be an older model. They come standard now.