Chad-McTruth@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agoi have questions about this butthole shavinglemmy.dbzer0.comimagemessage-square78fedilinkarrow-up1363arrow-down16file-text
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1 why would toilet paper be cheaper if you shave your butthole 2 whats so fun about shaving your butthole
minus-squaresaltesc@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·2 days agoShave? That sounds incredibly sketchy. Just use wax strips.
minus-squareshittydwarf@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10arrow-down1·2 days agoA lighter will make quick work of it too
minus-squarechaogomu@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·2 days agoJust don’t pass gas. Remember kids, if you want to light a fart, do it through your pants. I knew a guy who did not. He had burns inside his large intestine.
minus-squarewaterSticksToMyBalls@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·2 days agoIt helps if you don’t stick the lighter up your ass
minus-squarechaogomu@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10arrow-down1·2 days agoDo you have a backflow regulator on your asshole? My friend didn’t.
minus-squareMidnight Wolf@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·2 days agoObviously. Your friend must be an older model. They come standard now.
minus-squaretpihkal@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 days agoThat’s the entire reason for lighting farts on fire.
minus-squareFuck u/spez@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 days agoThermonuclear weapons will also get the job done. Or Nair.
minus-squaretpihkal@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 days agoWorkplace bathrooms never allow you to choose the appropriate grit though, unfortunate.
minus-squareMidnight Wolf@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 days agoTim is always hogging the fine stuff to jerk off with
minus-squareReiRose@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 days agocaramel (Creal movie, terrible commercial, questionable hair removal technique)
minus-squarevillage604@adultswim.fanlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 days agoWax strips? That sounds messy. Just get an epilator.
minus-squareWren@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 days agoEpilator? That sounds messy. Just laser your crack bush.
Shave?
That sounds incredibly sketchy. Just use wax strips.
Or vindaloo.
A lighter will make quick work of it too
Just don’t pass gas.
Remember kids, if you want to light a fart, do it through your pants.
I knew a guy who did not. He had burns inside his large intestine.
It helps if you don’t stick the lighter up your ass
Do you have a backflow regulator on your asshole? My friend didn’t.
Obviously. Your friend must be an older model. They come standard now.
That’s the entire reason for lighting farts on fire.
Sand paper too.
Thermonuclear weapons will also get the job done. Or Nair.
Workplace bathrooms never allow you to choose the appropriate grit though, unfortunate.
Tim is always hogging the fine stuff to jerk off with
caramel
(Creal movie, terrible commercial, questionable hair removal technique)
Wax strips? That sounds messy. Just get an epilator.
Epilator? That sounds messy. Just laser your crack bush.