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Unmet expectations

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  • Credibly_Human@lemmy.world
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    This is just some fetish shit.

    Ain’t nothing wrong with someone educated enjoying being a pet

    Bit weird to share it with the whole internet tho

    • SpookyBogMonster@lemmy.ml
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      This is just some fetish shit.

      Call me crazy, but I think that’s the joke

  • Blackmist@feddit.uk
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    Not in cooking, apparently.

  • rem26_art@fedia.io
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    if they had just pursued a degree in pet play instead of whatever they majored in, they wouldn’t have anything to complain about.

    • NaibofTabr@infosec.pub
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      would that be… a pedigree?

      • rem26_art@fedia.io
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        Absolutely! lmao

    • Rooty@lemmy.world
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      Oh shit, didn’t even notice it’s a dog bowl, I thought it was a commentary on not being able to affort better food.

      Also, we’re not buying the OnlyFans

    • Sundray@lemmus.org
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      Wait, you need a DEGREE for that?

      Am… am I in trouble? Do I have to pay a fine?

      • SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de
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        You just need to go to doggy school

      • rem26_art@fedia.io
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        Officer!? This one right here!

        • Sundray@lemmus.org
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          Nooo, I’ll behave, I promise 😭 !

      • Midnight Wolf@lemmy.world
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        4 days ago

        Hello.

  • tiramichu@sh.itjust.works
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    Bad puppy! Get that bowl off the couch and down on the floor 💢

  • TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world
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    well now you have a degree and some mac and smack in a cool bowl.

    id say things are on the way up.

    • Alexstarfire@lemmy.world
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      Looks like a dog bowl. If you’re giving dogs Mac and cheese, I’m not sure where that puts you on the socioeconomic ladder.

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        What are you saying dogs aren’t cool? Plus you gotta be like, rich to have a dog or something.

  • missingno@fedia.io
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    I got my degree eight years ago and still haven’t been able to use it. Every job opening that claims to be entry level actually wants five years of experience in something that came out two years ago.

    • NickwithaC@lemmy.world
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      Just say you have five. Clearly no one’s checking.

      • Xanthobilly@lemmy.world
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        If you do, use the Circuit City/Toys R Us trick. Pick an out of business company for your CV so they can’t check references.

        • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today
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          As someone who actually worked at a radio shack towards the end, but got fired cause I’m not big into backing down and one of the old heads didn’t like me cause I moved fast. Not a physical fight, just a verbal confrontation.

          Like John, my brother in Christ. You weren’t getting commissions for like a year before I even started!

          But I kept the name tag for poops and laughs.

          • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today
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            You mean for the shits?

            • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today
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              Definitely no giggles!

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    Puppymode: ON 🐶

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    I am once again reminded I am unable to see a picture of mac and cheese and not prepare it for myself immediately. Thank you.

    • potoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.world
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      Alright, Mr. Moneybags. No need to gloat.

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    Not gunna lie. Cheap ass Mac and cheese with some actual butter(assuming you have that much) is like way up there in the on the “ACCEPTABLE” chart for me. I sometimes throw in a can of Rotel and/or some cheap chorizo for a little taste of home.

    • HalifaxJones@lemmy.world
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      My fancy boxed mac n cheese mix is mixing the powder sauce with smoked Gouda and Parmesan. Real butter. Mixing it into the cooked pasta. Then adding sauted brussel sprouts and some parsley onto it.

    • potoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.world
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      I make ramen like this, drain the water, add butter, seasoning pack, and sriracha. So good.

      • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today
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        Sounds like something I’m going to experiment with today!

    • boonhet@sopuli.xyz
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      Is butter that expensive in the US? Where I live it’s only a bit more than margarine.

      • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today
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        Not really. But if people are complaining about eating out a dog bowl, their situation may be worse than ours. I know I used vegetable oil before in college. It’s serviceable, but don’t recommend it

  • 1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca
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    im not even gunna ask why they are eating out of a dog bowl…

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    Europeans seeing this post

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    At uni I ended up microwaving tinned macaroni cheese on white sliced bread in my room as a snack. I’d never do that now as it’s double carbs and gross, but what was going on back then?

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    🎤🎶”Mac my bitch up…”

    • Midnight Wolf@lemmy.world
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      WHOO

  • zipzoopaboop@lemmynsfw.com
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    Barenaked ladies have a whole song about loving Mac and cheese even if rich

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    I have a degree and a six figure salary. I like KD.

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      Yeah, but you hopefully feed your dog something better

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