Turn and walk away. Never negotiate with terrorists!
Mate I’m still laughing as I type this comment thank you so much
With my current cats I have a clear favourite so I would go to her, and then the other one would run in the room and demand the attention because he is a needy little shit. I love him though, he just never lets her (or anyone) have a moment of peace.
The same thing a cat would do. Look at them both, give a slow blink, then stand up and walk away to go do my own thing.
Check mate kitty 🙀♟️🎭
Say “ma-ah!” at them.
That’s apparently cat for “come here”.
Sit in the hall in view of both.
Put the ball back into their court. The little hellions…
I take out a pack of car treats and now both cats are in the same room
Sit in the hallway and open a bag of treats
You got game
Ask Schrödinger to put you in a box, split yourself into 2 timelines, then you can satisfy both cats.
Turn around and walk away, they will understand…
Sit where you are, invite them to come join you
Watch as they both ignore you.
Then you gotta play the game. Stand real still. Lick your arm. Scratch your head a little. Then spaz out and run away.
Then at least it’s their own fault
Nothing is a cat’s fault - cats
That’s what a cat would do
Sit in the hallway and go “Ps, ps, ps.”
It looks like you have two office/computer setups. Black chair person goes to pink chair and Pink chair person goes to black.
Observe reaction and report back.
There is this thing called “pspsps” did you know that?
If they are my cats, choose the dark one because the white doesn’t want to play, he just wants food, and will literally do this if I try.
Refuse to participate in this no-win scenario.
Instead? Ignore them and eat a can of tuna.
They will both come running to demand you drop some tuna for them
This is the ideal, yes.
If you can’t win a scenario, change the scenario.
Precisely. I came to comment simply: open a can of anything. Solved.
Sometimes you can even close one
Just make sure they don’t have access to where you sleep.
