The One Salmon Universe Hypothesis!

Did you just decohere Yoshio Nishina?!!
Go to your room, before you collapse any more wave functions.
And no Green Tea Kit Kats for you tonight.

Japan has been in the thick of quantum physics research since very near the beginning. Look up the name “Yoshio Nishina”.

Hard men create strong times.
Strong times create hard soft.
Hard soft creates confused hard men.
Confused hard soft create man times.
Hard men create harder men.
Men create man hard soft times for men
who are not soft but actually quite hard.

“An empire will rise”
“An empire will fall”
“War will break out in the Middle East”
“The Boston Red Sox will win a World Series”

OMG, was this man a wizard or what?!!

Then by year two of his lockdown, Newton was inserting a tiny lever under his own eyeball, inside the eye socket, to try and figure out how the eye captures and processes light.

What time is it?
It’s Beer O’clock!

Wainscoting. Sounds like… a little Dorset village. Wainscoting.

Oh, we’ve been getting some lovely heirloom tomatoes in a few stores my town since a couple of years ago.

Or how about this with cherry tomatoes:

1. Cut in half a couple dozen, place them in a tray with high walls.
2. Sprinkle with olive oil, salt (I use Lawry’s Seasoned) and crack some pepper on top.
3. Heat them in a toaster oven until they start to caramelize.
4. Put a couple of large handfuls of baby spinach with sliced red onion, pour more olive oil, toss and put back into toaster oven.
5. Toss with pincers every couple of minutes until the spinach becomes dehydrated and concentrated.
6. Stuff into a sandwich like a grilled cheese, or a quesadilla.

…unless you heat them up first, to kill the bacteria; two minutes on HIGH ought to do it.

What would happen if you did the equivalent of feeding your A.I. a healthy diet, then run a parallel system and fed it only burgers and pizza and Doritos?

Is this LOSS?
Loss of the symmetric crystal structure!

The moral of the story is: no rusty banal or shitty memory is banal or shitty enough, for these postmodern kids nowadays to NOT commoditize it as “nostalgia”. EXACTLY like their boomer parents with their own rusty banal or shitty items in their memory bank.

“I look around me, and the horizon seems to be at the same distance everywhere I look, therefore it must be obvious: I am at the center of the Universe.”

Damn, they got to him before he could get it out.
Curse you, lizard overlords!

Orange-shooting Man!

The Battle Of The World Wars Two has begun!

Squat P, Diddly

Queso Casita

Here’s a strange idea that just occurred to me, to further push YIMBY-ism:
Make electricity free for all those who live within a certain radius of the solar arrays.

You were expecting the storm god of the Sinai desert, maybe?