I mean, the Christian god is cool with genocide, commands it numerous times, tolerates all sorts of heinous things, and is at least as likely to protect pedos as Trump. (May also be one. Depending on how it worked with Marry. Lots to unpack there.)

Sure. But there way less interesting than. Calvin and Hobbes. (From another reply,)

as an atheist, I’d have to think long and hard about what I took an oath on.

Ultimately, I just don’t believe there’s anything which I believe would smite me for taking an oath on it and breaking it.

Like my word holds more meaning than books.

Gov Walz and Mayor Frey have both been quiet alarmed about the goons since they showed up.

They’re also perfectly capable of multitasking so it’s fine.

If one is seeing angels…

I might suggest one needs psychiatric help.

Pretty sure at this point he died from priapism

Kinda. Yeah.

It’d be hilarious watching Texas turn into a giant shithole with abbot leading it.

It’s suck for all the not-assholes there, though.

I wouldn’t mind handing him a very small satchel nuke. That was armed, on a delay just long enough to go into a bunker somewhere.

The loot whores that went in the next day to cut deals had a plan.

Hire PMCs to “keep the peace” while they loot everything they can.

Trump doesn’t play chess.

He plays checkers.

Against pigeons.

Pigeons that can only shit all over the board.

He still loses. Because he is in fact, that dumb.

Tactikool pants also have big pockets, even the women’s version.*

Find them wherever cops get there uniforms at. (Galls comes to mind.)

*Not necessarily fashionable.

Who planned the stag party?

That… sounds incredibly lame.

Like.

If I were the groom and my friend planned that. We wouldn’t be friends…. Even if I were still Christian…

Yes. And this place started off using those measurments as a “real” ark. using “real” materials. they had to stop because the timber framing was too thick to hold it up, and the place was far to small for the planned exhibits inisde; so then rather than an actual “boat”, they turned it into a building.

They also had massive code violations that had to get fixed.

also, had problems with the boat falling apart.

and I think there was some money problems…

Oh. also, there’s those really, really bad movies with Hovind.

like. there’s a lot to make fun of here.

Yuppers. most YECs will typically go with something to the effect of dinosaur bones are very clever divine forgeries. They’ll say god did it for free will, or that satan did it to deceive us (conveniently ignoring that satan works for god…)

It’s actually a lot like how kids tell a lie (“did you eat the fudge?”… “No”…) to explain what we all see. What anyone with the right equipment could go and observe. but they’re so convinced of the inherent infallibility of some illiterate goatherders that come up with ever increasingly wild explanations for why the science is wrong.

“May”.

lol. The entire exhibit is a propaganda outlet for anti-science young earth creationists (they do have the cool animatronic dinosaurs, though)

The Venn diagram of YECs and Antivaxxer is practically a circle.

What’s really hilarious about this place is that they couldn’t even fit half of everything… and some of the larger animals? They had to go with miniature figures.

Edit: maybe don’t pet the animatronics…

It looks doctored to me.

For one thing they made physical contact which we know didn’t happen. For another, it’s 47 seconds long.

All I hear coming out of Cluck Cluck Chuck’s mouth is strangled… well. Clucking.

He gave up the fight.

The shit tsunami of responsibility isn’t aimed at him, but he still is getting splashed.

Well. Robin Kelly filed the articles.

We’ll see what happens, but I suspect Mike doesn’t know about any of this, either.

Also, from what I saw she was complying with the commands to clear the road.

Not that brownshirts would realize why that’s a stupid game to play.

I’d okay with that. As long as it’s still technically a planet. (what? it’s my favorite!)