Are we certain he hasn’t already died and they shoved an animatronic chat bot up his ass?

It would explain a lot. Including the smell.

I mean. If it gets him out of politics, I’m sure we can get him an off-mainstreet theater in Branson.

(I know he’s full of shit, like always, but I can snicker, can’t I?)

Sidney looks like they’re turning into a puddle, what with the magical-looking scalp massage.

if you’re not part of the solution… which they’re not… there’s money to be had being part of the problem.

They’re being paid by the people who want to exploit us.

passengers are saying otherwise.

I don’t know which side is telling the truth. I mean, of course Easyjet doesn’t want to admit to having had a corpse wheeled onto their plane. But I’m kinda skeptical, too.

Loved the idea of it. The execution left something to be desired.

Would have loved to see miles, Dax, and Worf pull something like the Delta flyer, only to become the Defiant, though.

But really only as long as Miles gets to weaponize the transporter.

(I wonder how many torps a cargo transporter could drop off just outside the hull. Imagine dumping entire holds of the things only to replicated them again. Especially doing so from cloak.)

(I can hear the naysayers being like “but thebtorpedos wouldn’t have a starting velocity!”… ask how people get transported onto planets without going splat into the nearest vertical surface.)

Why do they gotta turn the plane around?

FTA:

However, moments before departure, the flight’s crew discovered that the woman had died. The aircraft was forced to return before it had even departed the tarmac, with the journey from Spain to Gatwick eventually postponed by 12 hours. Travellers claimed the dead woman had been taken to towards the rear of the aircraft in a wheelchair before she was hoisted into her seat with assistance from five family members.

so. first off, the plane had never taken off by the time they had found her dead.

Even then, the flight was from Spain to the UK, so jurisdiction matters. if she died on the plane (which is what Easyjet says) she still died in spanish territory. And if she died before they boarded… well… that’s probably something they want to look into.

“we’re against pineapple on pizza”- The heritage foundation just wanting to ruin someone’s day. (Lol. I lie. They’re not that clever.)

Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent. And for those who are both stupid and incompetent… it’s usually the first refuge, too.

They do. They really do.

I… don’t really have a favorite song about atheism.

I’ll just go with “I’m Free… Free Balling” by that guy who apparently really likes going commando. (I’ll take misheard lyrics for 100, alex.)

It played in Canada on what I assume is a local affiliate

And now i have visions of Santa flashing his fat Greek ass off the back end with “Fuck ICE” across his corpulent cheeks

They grow and are all plant-y.

“Enchanting nerds and alchemy nerds are two different groups of wizardry. They don’t share their secrets outside the group!”

-some guy named Clarke or something, I dunno.

Fourteenth amendment’s equal protection clause says “no person shall be denied equal protection”, not “no citizen”

the same distinction is made in the fifth, “no person shall be deprived of life, liberty or property without the due process of law”

The constitution is actually quite clear.

Edit to clarify: the SCROTUS is definitely going to come up with some reason to explain why words do not mean what they mean, but both trump’s actions and siding with him like that are in fact impeachable.

Naw. They’d have to catch him first. He can move fast for a fat guy, can’t be trapped (we’ve all tried, haven’t we?) and his sleigh violates the known laws of physics.

I did not know that.

Somehow that makes it even more ridiculously love-hate for me.

and maybe illegal.

it’s definitely illegal.

Yeah. so like

It’s on the internet, and unlike a diamond ring, the internet is truly forever.