looks to me like Kitty is just fighting off hidden assassins.

Cuz he’s a ninja.

a ninja kitty.

pretty sure that mission statement is in fact canned peaches, not freezed peaches.

I might have to try that one of these days.

pretty sure maple syrup makes everything better, so I don’t think anyone is going to mind.

I’m curious… what makes liege waffle a liege waffle?

(It looks really good!)

And in need of pets!

(Actually, it’s super important to socialize puppies!) (that’s my excuse and I’m sticking to it!)

I feel like the owl in the basket is the most normal thing going on in that painting. what even is going on?

also… the Mossie used less critical resources which meant they could build more of them. and the plywood construction may have been harder to spot on radar.

“I think you’re about to go where every sausage has gone before.” -Susan Ivanova

Oh. wait. this is trek quotes… ah well.

what if it’s friendship with sausage?

By screaming “you can’t fire me! I QUIT!!”

Apparently she ran out of people willing to shake her hand.

Send the invoice to Soros!

“Planet keeps nuking itself, wonders why interstellar tourism is in decline.”

Again: I’ve not seen anywhere where that’s specifically linked.

the timestamp I linked the forest video is him reading a screen grab from the instructor’s response as to exactly why they got the grade they got. one reason was not addressing the article in an assignment that was to react to an article. Which- also as Forest had said elsewhere- is a fairly normal type of essay to write up for anything related to science.

there’s also a significant corpus of messaging board conversations with other students where the student was very offensive.

Pretty sure the prime directive says “if they’ve nuked themselves hundreds of times… DONOTGOTHERE!!!”

(Of course they went there. What could go wrong?)

I personally suspect that if aliens actually did show up to earth, they wouldn’t be content to remain in the shadows.

Basically, the native life is the only thing that would be of interest. we (that is life,) are the only things that are actually unique to this particular system. If it’s simple curiosity about things, they could study us from a distance, without ever revealing themselves to us (or the government.)

Which leaves a few reasons for why they’d come here:

• Genocidal freaks who have some biological or cultural imperative to kill everything that’s not them.
• Space Mormons coming to share their faith.
• Space evangelicals. They’re like Space Mormons, except turn into the first group when you politely decline.

Either way… we’d know they’d be here.

Like… have they seen this administration? these douchebros are too emotional, too.

I’ve not seen that specifically linked, but here’s a video by Forest Valkai going over it. Including the the response from the instructor explaining exactly why she got a zero. (this link will start right before that section.)

In ten years, if your have a doctor named Samantha Ful-whatever-her-name-is, I suggest you find a new doctor.

also, to the edit, it completely ignored the assignment.