move to Jericho.

(iykyk.)

the idea that cheese affects your dreams is kinda… folklore. Most likely, it’s simply the act of eating right before bed is the problem. (your body doing digestion stuff affects your sleep cycle, making it hard for you to sleep well.)

As far as I know- and I’m far from an expert here- dreams are really just your brain trying to make sense of your brain doing whatever the fuck it is your brain is doing why you sleep. (maybe a de-fragmentation cycle to keep everything nice and functional? bad analogy, probably.)

in any case, your brain is trying to make sense of signals and synapses firing off, in what is basically a random pattern. so it cobbles together a reality as best it can and fit things to that.

Its also trying to maintain a certain amount of continuity with where you are. So, if you’re anxious while you fall a sleep, your brain is going to incorporate that anxiety.

Also, as Bigfish mentioned, the freaky/weird/anxious ones are more likely to wake you up so that you actually remember them.

In any case, I would suggest maybe changing your bedtime routine up and finding something positive/calming to focus on. crotchet works well for me. but it could be just about anything. a feel-good novel, or whatever. (I also suggest turning the screens off.)

might not change that the only things you remember are the unpleasant ones, but it might make them less frequent.

loolz… touche.

which one sucks the best dick? that one.

but BiscuitTop + Bacon + Eggs + BiscuitBottom is definitely better than biscuit, or bacon or eggs.

New Zealand has no native predators, and cats are extremely good predators.

These aren’t house cats that got lost, these are cats that are entirely wild and are now an invasive species. TNR would still decimate the local fauna while waiting for nature to take its course.

They also can’t be housed like you might do with a house cat turned stray.

as much as I love house cats, in New Zealand, the feral cats are an ecological apocalypse.

So do it.

And the 10% when you do… you were mismanaged!

cheating is the only way they can win.

feral cats are a colony, too.

In Paris, there was a spat of feral colonies going after tourists a while back.

Well. Once.

But I still think it’s funny to imagine it being a bigger problem.

yeah. Does anyone actually believe that?

He stabbed it with a soldering iron in an attempt to get to the hardware. Dude’s a dumbass.

This is funny because he once argued to get rid of the jet because people abused it

I think I prefer him not minding his job.

“Everything” - The mad alchemist.

And this is why cats are not allowed in the lab.

I like how the DHS account was from Israel.

Is it even a question?

Spock is only half Vulcan, so he’s allowed to tell half lies.

It’s the reconciliation between his Vulcan side who never lie and his human side who always lie.