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ickplant@lemmy.world to cats@lemmy.world · 23 hours ago

Ethical dilemma

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Ethical dilemma

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ickplant@lemmy.world to cats@lemmy.world · 23 hours ago
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  • trashcroissant@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    With my current cats I have a clear favourite so I would go to her, and then the other one would run in the room and demand the attention because he is a needy little shit. I love him though, he just never lets her (or anyone) have a moment of peace.

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    Sit in the hall in view of both.

    Put the ball back into their court. The little hellions…

  • very_well_lost@lemmy.world
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    7 hours ago

    Turn and walk away. Never negotiate with terrorists!

    • Lady Butterfly she/her@reddthat.com
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      7 hours ago

      Mate I’m still laughing as I type this comment thank you so much

  • Korhaka@sopuli.xyz
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    7 hours ago

    I take out a pack of car treats and now both cats are in the same room

  • SaraTonin@lemmy.world
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    8 hours ago

    Say “ma-ah!” at them.

    That’s apparently cat for “come here”.

  • 鳳凰院 凶真 (Hououin Kyouma)@sh.itjust.works
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    Ask Schrödinger to put you in a box, split yourself into 2 timelines, then you can satisfy both cats.

  • Lady Butterfly she/her@reddthat.com
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    7 hours ago

    Came here for the comments, was not disappointed. Thanks al!

  • renrenPDX@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    It looks like you have two office/computer setups. Black chair person goes to pink chair and Pink chair person goes to black.

    Observe reaction and report back.

  • sircac@lemmy.world
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    Turn around and walk away, they will understand…

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    15 hours ago

    The same thing a cat would do. Look at them both, give a slow blink, then stand up and walk away to go do my own thing.

    Check mate kitty 🙀♟️🎭

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    14 hours ago

    Sit in the hallway and open a bag of treats

    • Lady Butterfly she/her@reddthat.com
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      You got game

  • JohnEdwa@sopuli.xyz
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    If they are my cats, choose the dark one because the white doesn’t want to play, he just wants food, and will literally do this if I try.

  • AllToRuleThemOne@lemmy.world
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    Doublesplit Experiment. POV: You are in superposition.

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    Sit in the hallway and go “Ps, ps, ps.”

  • SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world
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    15 hours ago

    One is lying and one is not. How do you find out without getting scratched?

    • rustydrd@sh.itjust.works
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      Left one’s the liar 100%

      • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today
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        Racist!

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          Man, just look at that dramatic ass pose. He’s full of shit.

          • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today
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            Fair.

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