The group chat got leaked and now you have been sentenced to death in a Roman wild beast hunt. If you kill the animal, another one will be put in to take its place. You are completely unarmed. Any animal that could eventually kill a human is allowed. (You can’t say something like a fruit fly, for instance.)
I’m thinking smth poisonous maybe? A snake that’ll do the job instantly.
Blue-ringed octopus
Their bite is painless, and their venom incredibly lethal
They’re gorgeous too!
But I dont wanna die underwater 😫
They hang around in rock pools
I’ll have time to get back onto the beach and drink a last whisky, pat my dog and give my woman one last kiss and tell her that I love her
Well works for me then
Now you just need a dog and a woman.
If it’s good enough for cleopatra…
I actually had the same idea, and checked. Some mambas don’t cause the nasty flesh burning effect, but they still kill you by paralytic suffocation.
Too bad, an asp to the breast is a classic.
Rhino.
When it rams you you won’t be feeling anything.
Would you agree that a turtle can kill me by waiting till I am too old to stand on my own?
A T-Rex. At least I’ll be able to see a dinosaur with my own eyes before it rips me apart.
Oooh, cool loophole!
I wonder what an anomalocaris could do to a human.
Bite off your pinky, mayhaps.
I don’t think they even had a jaw, although I could be wrong. But, those radiodont appendages look like they could do some damage.
Noooo, not the group chat!
There’s got to be some kind of venom that doesn’t hurt much. But, I see I’m not the first to answer with that. Okay, other idea: death by falling giant clam.
Elephant.
It’d be cool to die fighting a terrifying unbeatable giant. And getting my skull crushed would be painless too.
Ive seen an elephant kill someone, they won’t go for the head first; the one in the video didn’t go for the head at all
Intentionally position head under stomp when tired of resisting.
An endless succession of duck-sized horses (100 at a time)
Big cats go straight for a quick kill I believe so I’d say a tiger.
Edit: actually I might pick a constrictor snake like anaconda instead. It wont instantly kill you but you’ll likely pass out in under a minute.
That’s simple. I want my cause of dead to be a Polarbear-bitchslap.
Saltwater crocodile should do it quick
Any animal that could eventually kill a human is allowed. (You can’t say something like a fruit fly, for instance.)
I pick the Poison Dart Frog, famous for their bright colours and tendency to secrete a potent toxin out of their skin when threatened by predators.
Then I will simply choose not to touch the frog. What’re you gonna do? Come down here and make me. We shall see then who gets to lick the road.
