The group chat got leaked and now you have been sentenced to death in a Roman wild beast hunt. If you kill the animal, another one will be put in to take its place. You are completely unarmed. Any animal that could eventually kill a human is allowed. (You can’t say something like a fruit fly, for instance.)
A T-Rex. At least I’ll be able to see a dinosaur with my own eyes before it rips me apart.
Oooh, cool loophole!
I wonder what an anomalocaris could do to a human.
Bite off your pinky, mayhaps.
I don’t think they even had a jaw, although I could be wrong. But, those radiodont appendages look like they could do some damage.