The group chat got leaked and now you have been sentenced to death in a Roman wild beast hunt. If you kill the animal, another one will be put in to take its place. You are completely unarmed. Any animal that could eventually kill a human is allowed. (You can’t say something like a fruit fly, for instance.)
Noooo, not the group chat!
There’s got to be some kind of venom that doesn’t hurt much. But, I see I’m not the first to answer with that. Okay, other idea: death by falling giant clam.