The group chat got leaked and now you have been sentenced to death in a Roman wild beast hunt. If you kill the animal, another one will be put in to take its place. You are completely unarmed. Any animal that could eventually kill a human is allowed. (You can’t say something like a fruit fly, for instance.)
Elephant.
It’d be cool to die fighting a terrifying unbeatable giant. And getting my skull crushed would be painless too.
Ive seen an elephant kill someone, they won’t go for the head first; the one in the video didn’t go for the head at all
Intentionally position head under stomp when tired of resisting.