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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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  • ℓostme@lemmy.world
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    Shave chest, put on a red tie. This is gonna be the most fire DK cosplay

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      I know what I’m dressing as for Halloween next year.

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    Shave your arms up to your elbows. If anyone says anything about it say you took a cooking course on making pizza from scratch, and the instructors recommended shaving your hands and forearms if you were going to try hand-tossing the dough to limit contamination.

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      This guy bullshits

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      Yes I need to keep you nearby

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    Men, if you have an issue with being too warm, and are hairy, that’s likely correlated. During the heat wave this summer I did total body hair removal, and my comfortable temperature range went from like 72F to 80F

    But, I have both hyperhydrosis and sweat triggered eczema, so staying cool is medically necessary for me.

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      I’m hairy as fuck and cold all the time

      How do I get more fur

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        Fur suit

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          Hirsute

      • Fuck spez@sh.itjust.works
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        Acquire pets.

        • Maalus@lemmy.world
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          Got a cat but he saps the heat from me. The animal has such cold paws sometimes, and knows how to warm them up with a human present. Just 5 mins tho, then he goes away for no reason

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        55 gallon drum of Rogaine

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        Hair transplant

        • Maalus@lemmy.world
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          Hair transplants work by redistributing hair from somewhere else on your body tho. So I would be even colder there

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            Maybe have it donated by someone who’s too hot and want less fur?

            • Maalus@lemmy.world
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              It’ll just get rejected and they’d have to amputate. Or shave.

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      Global warming life pro tip right here.

    • ImFresh3x@sh.itjust.works
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      Being fully hairless just makes my clothes feel stickier in hot weather. Fine hair helps wick moisture. But ya, better than being fully furry if your hair grows in like a gorilla.

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      I’m covered in thick fur from my head to the tips of my toes. I usually run hot and feel most comfortable in 65-68 degree temperatures.

      I did a full hair removal one summer - everything from the neck down - just to see if it would relieve me of the heat. Unfortunately, my hair also grows ridiculously fast. Not only did it fully grow back in less than a week, but it came back thicker! I now have fur patches in places I used to just have a few fine light hairs. Now I’m extra miserable in the heat.

      Bonus cruelty: I was in the US military for 20 years and kept getting stationed in hot places, including a deployment to Africa and a deployment to Iraq, both during the summer. I actually developed a heat rash in Africa from sweating too much.

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    Must fully commit now. Fill bathtub with Nair. Take weekly baths in Nair.

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      An epilator is more economical.

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        My everything crawled up inside me.

    • synae[he/him]@lemmy.sdf.org
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      Reminds me of this story. Sorry for the link to the other site, I couldn’t find another source quickly

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    Thin out the hair on the arm to make it look natural…

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      Gradual fade from wrist to elbow. Problem solved

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      deleted by creator

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    “If you’re going through hell, keep going!”

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    Well do the rest of the arm and then paint fingernails

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    Do a fade.

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    It’s a blessing in disguise. He’s just realized he’s a walking canvas. So many possibilities!

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    If you did what I do for a living, you’d shave up to your elbow! Without a second thought. I’m lucky for not having that much body hair.

    Apply moisturizer - that skin is sensible - and be prepared for ingrown hairs. And hitching.

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      Hitching? You mean this’ll get our man married?!

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        Every woman’s crazy for the gorilla-tuxedo look.

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        Who said it was a man?

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        That would be sensible.

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        Wouldn’t that be grand?

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      What do you do for a living?

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        Probs shaving arms.

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        I work with substances nobody should really mess with and that implies wearing gloves for extended periods of time.

        Pulling hairs out is a daily event and washing contaminants away when the gloves fail with that much hair - or any amount whatsoever - makes things harder.

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          Are you cooking meth?

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            I would sooner make gunpowder cotton or nitroglycerin instead.

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        My curiosity is piqued too! I’m mostly commenting so that I can check back later, but…

        • Are they wearing chain mail gloves (for sharks or cutting meat) that the hair would catch?

        • Going forearm deep in food, to stir or, I don’t know…?

        • Reaching into hot ovens or crucibles that the hair would singe?

        • Going forearm deep to help birth sheep or cows?

        • Or are they a wristwatch/hand model?

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          You must wear food grade gloves underneath the chain mail ones, regardless.

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          also there’s medical reasons to do so

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    That is a nice fur coat you have

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    George Costanza? Is that you?

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      He’s a hand model uou know, give the guy a break.

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    dual watches

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