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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

Mistakes were made

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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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    If you did what I do for a living, you’d shave up to your elbow! Without a second thought. I’m lucky for not having that much body hair.

    Apply moisturizer - that skin is sensible - and be prepared for ingrown hairs. And hitching.

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      Hitching? You mean this’ll get our man married?!

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        Every woman’s crazy for the gorilla-tuxedo look.

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        Who said it was a man?

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        Wouldn’t that be grand?

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        That would be sensible.

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      What do you do for a living?

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        Probs shaving arms.

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        I work with substances nobody should really mess with and that implies wearing gloves for extended periods of time.

        Pulling hairs out is a daily event and washing contaminants away when the gloves fail with that much hair - or any amount whatsoever - makes things harder.

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          Are you cooking meth?

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            I would sooner make gunpowder cotton or nitroglycerin instead.

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        My curiosity is piqued too! I’m mostly commenting so that I can check back later, but…

        • Are they wearing chain mail gloves (for sharks or cutting meat) that the hair would catch?

        • Going forearm deep in food, to stir or, I don’t know…?

        • Reaching into hot ovens or crucibles that the hair would singe?

        • Going forearm deep to help birth sheep or cows?

        • Or are they a wristwatch/hand model?

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          You must wear food grade gloves underneath the chain mail ones, regardless.

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          also there’s medical reasons to do so

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