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javasux@lemmy.world to LinkedinLunatics@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 天前

"Because sometimes, putting yourself first is the move."

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"Because sometimes, putting yourself first is the move."

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javasux@lemmy.world to LinkedinLunatics@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 天前
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  • VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    This is satire lmao he portmanteau’d the words “content” and “entrepreneur” into “contrepreneur”

    • recycle_me_please@sh.itjust.works
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      Poe’s Law and all that.

      • VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        so true bestie!

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    “Every post is a diaper”

    And OOP’s is full of shit

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    I have read this like 10 times and I seriously have no clue if this dude is serious or is this satire?

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      Every post is a diaper. It will need changing. Often.

      If this isn’t satire I don’t know what to think

    • GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml
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      100% satire

      • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Yeah, I am pretty sure this is way too on the nose to not be satire.

        I could see a linkedin loony posting a non staged, non ‘father is the sole subject’ photo from an actual childbirth…

        …but this is so directly saying that these ludicrous linkedin posts are just taking any situation and turning it into marketing for yourself as a brand.l, that brand being ‘i know business buzzwords and am good at business.’

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    Is that JD Vance and his new couch?

    • Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world
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      Awww, they must have created their own little loveseat.

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    “My wife gave birth to our first child _today-“

    Here is a list of all the things being an expert parent has taught me about business in the last ~12 hours.

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    I’ve never gotten worked up over the insane posts on this /c but I literally want to fistfight that dude.

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      This is 200% satire

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        still want to fistfight him.

        probably 200% satire when the dickhead cut me off at my standing green light too.

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        Contrepeneur 😂

  • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Bro…

    WHAT.

    Please tell me this is satire

    • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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      It is. Feel reassured?

  • ivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.world
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    I didn’t sleep well due to indigestion and this did not help.

    • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
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      👊 Late Night Indigestion Gang Gang!

      • ivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.world
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        My go-to, for better or worse, is Tums washed down with cold milk.

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    That’s got Ken Cheng vibes.

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    “content entrepreneur”?

    It’s pronounced “twat”.

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    The only thing he definitely got right is that last bit about the new boss. The rest is too vague to call true, false, or even slightly useful.

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    Thanks for sharing, great insig

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    The beginning is ugly. The remainder on its own would actually be funny if it’s clear that it’s not meant seriously.

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      There’s a strong scent of ThatHappened.jpg on the post.

      Whether this is legit insane Influencer saying literally anything for attention or the random gibberish of a content farm is open for debate.

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    I threw up in my mouth a little bit. I wanna punch this dude and dedicate my effort to his poor wife.

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    First I thought that might become a funny story. Then I thought there might be a lesson being told. In the end it just ended up being sad and disappointing.

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