Before you get mad at me, when was the last time you watched it?
- Dialogue is mediocre
- story left me indifferent
- characters are one dimensional
- there are no surprises
- the world is cool tho
- and my god are they crying a lot while carrying that MF to that Volcano 🌋
The best thing I can say about this movie trilogy is that it is kinda comfy
I love LotR, but I can’t watch it anymore. I know every plot point that happens in the films, so watching them becomes boring for me.
I watch the extended versions regularly, at least once a year. I disagree with everything you said. They are masterpieces. But, this is Unpopular Opinion, so bravo.
Always has been
Cheers.
The “Lord of the Rings” is not a character driven book and the same goes wirh the film adaptations. It is plot driven with heavy focus on world building, which can either make it an amazing or a boring experience. Depending on your preferences.
Based on the list of your favourite films (excellent, BTW, some of my own favourites are there) you seem to prefer character driven ones. So I can easily understand why you find the LOTR films boring.
Makes a lot of sense. And thanks btw. I love Tarantino’s dialogues.
I love that the top comment isn’t everyone piling hate upon the poster but rather an analysis of why they most likely don’t like the series.
It is my favorite comment
LOTR itself is world building through characters, and building characters through their reaction to the world.
The films are just action with lots of nice views.
You should be grateful, what I remember from the books is something like “and they rode and rode and rode and rode and rode again and kept riding and rode and rode”.
And pages upon pages describing mountains. The Hobbit was an amazing book though.
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And then sang some songs about trees. For four pages. Again
I can’t wait to turn the next page.
Edit: Were they riding though?
I’m a patient and voracious reader. Fuck LoTR. My god it’s the most boring shite I’ve ever attempted to read.
LotR trilogy is an adaptation of an already classic tale, specifically stylized after legends and folk stories. It’s seeming naivity and lack of newer approaches is intentional and suggested by it’s source material. It is a compelling journey into the Middle-Earth, where said tone is complimented by thosands of competent people in it’s production, together creating an extraordinary piece that can hardly be reproduced anytime soon or matched in it’s own league of fantasy-aligned stuff.
Favorite movies are: Memento, Reservoir Dogs, Everything Everywhere All At Once, The Shining
While LotR wasn’t shy of looking older (to buy some ale, eh?), every one of your favorite movie is characterised by explicit use of newest post-modern tropes or approaches.
RD is Tarantino’s first mixtape of what he liked in movies with some layers of abstraction and purely staged interactions, The Shining is a theme park of moments where Stanley can go full Kubrik, Memento is an intentional Nolan’s sabotage of a plot structure to create a new experience, and EEAaO is an impressive patchwork of gags, drama and trope reversals fit so tightly in it I thought I’m scrolling bits on tiktok. All ace at something they are meant to.
It’s not to say that one is easily better than the other, but they are hardly comparable because they don’t strive to do the same thing, and if you are into movies that play with your expectations and try hard to keep your engaged and puzzled, you’d obviously have a hard time with movies that paint their own picture for you to observe and vibe with.
That’s, like, your taste, lemming.
Wow, are you a professional writer? (I’m not being sarcastic here, because that can be hard to tell sometimes). That was really well written and I don’t really have anything of value to add to that.
Not even a native speaker, but a random someone who got interested in the thread you started (:
P.S.: Thanks for a comfy pepe gif, I’m taking it.
Du bist nicht zufällig deutsch, oder?
Nein. Out of the sizeable community of nations once promoted themselves to be the Third Rome, I reside in the one that actively bombs their neighbor as we speak. It’s probably disappointing to you.
Hey, none of that is your fault. Don’t worry, I know to separate the people from the state. Don’t let people talk you down.
Thank you.
Don’t let people talk you down.
And I won’t let amateurs touch what I consider one of my finest crafts.
That’s the spirit.
also all stories are simple if you break them down enough,
“The hero beats the bad guy”
or break them down too much and they all become complicated
“Spot the dog is compelled to sprint after a red ball as a symbol of the pursuit of personal goals by external factors. His name evokes the temporary nature of fleeting desire and functions as a fulcrum for the irony of pursuing mere frippery…”
As someone who had a LOTR wedding theme, take your upvote and get the fuck out of here.
ok.Ours was Portal themed and nobody got it but us. Fine.
Damn, I would have appreciated that. LOTR was huge in Australia and my family/friend group so it worked out.
LOTR is by no means a trilogy for everyone, I hope your guests liked the premise, or at least appreciated it (it was your day though, so the most important thing is that you had a blast).
Pretty nerdy friend group but honestly it was just a light theme for the reception, no pressure to dress up. Made the drinking more fun for all I think
I think the problem is you’re not watching the extended versions… All in one showing… Without bathroom breaks… Like a normal person…
There’s bathroom, just no breaks.
Either wear a diaper like Eru Ilúvatar intended or put a TV in the bathroom and watch the nearly twelve hour trilogy from your porcelain throne. Bonus points for drinks cooling in the toilet tank.
I see your untranslatable text and raise you further untranslatable text. Hint: it’s poop related.
I honor my ancestors by singing the song of creation through my ass.
Bravo! Mine is
Here I sit, broken hearted. Tried to shit but only watched twelve hours of the Lord of the Rings trilogy.
I find it believable that this is truly an unpopular opinion.
That said, I watch the movies at least once every year with family and/or friends and a truckload of snacks and beer.
I mean it’s no Crank starring Jason Statham but don’t worry. I’m sure they will release another Fast n the Furious sequel for you soon.
Copied,
because you didn’t read it:Favorite movies are:Memento
Reservoir Dogs
Everything Everywhere All At Once
The Shining
Lucky for you Memento 2: Tokyo Drift comes out this fall.
You didn’t watch that movie, did you?I am idiot and realized too late
Sure I did, this is my
(Before anyone complains, notice the gigachad, I am just saying I know you are fucking with me and shitposting)
I’ll take “Movies that High Schoolers think makes them seem deep” for 500, Alex.
Have some balls and post your letterboxd, then.
Bro, minus Everywhere All At Once, because it came out more recently, I could probably pull my high school yearbook and find that EXACT LIST… from 2004. Although you’re missing Requiem For A Dream and Fight Club. Gotta step it up bro.
Yes! That is exactly how I imagined you! How’d you know?
Oh, and I bet there’s some black and white movie you really love too! Maybe Dr. Strangelove? Omg you’re so quirky!
That’s a hella trippy gif
I love datamoshing
You got one of my top three on your list and the rest is probably top 25. I approve your list.
Everything Everywhere All At Once
What a shitter of a movie
The only people I’ve ever met who share this opinion are people who’ve spent their entire life viewing things that are fast-paced action movies or movies where characters are defined entirely by a handful of quippy one-liners and a melodramatic flash back and then have all of their character development confined to a singular moment of epiphany. Movies where they would be alphabet level predictable if they didn’t move onto the next hackneyed trope at whiplash inducing paces.
If you spend your entire life watching the cinematic equivalent of cocaine of course sobriety is going to be boring.
Well … take you’re upvote. Now go burn in hell.
(Watched all extended editions last year).
Rewatches movies
Complains there’s no surprises
Haha, right! Gandalf straight up falls into a pit with a demon-being and then comes back. If someone predicted that then that would be incredible.
I watched it 20 years ago when I was a kid mate
I’m just saying, what, did you expect the movie to change each time you watch it?
I’m all for valid criticisms, but mediocre dialogue and one-dimensional characters? And your fave movies are Momento and Reservoir Dogs? The math ain’t mathing.
Like what you like, but I call bullshit. Logging this under “I said some controversial shit to stir up online discourse.” Enjoy my downvote, sir.
My family watches it every year
-the dialog is pretty iconic
-story is simple, it’s fine though
-the characters are pretty simple, but they are still interesting in their own way imo
-the ending to return of the king does undeniably drag
Honestly I think it’s a pretty polarizing film series. It takes some huge gambles in including a lot of pretty deep lore and details that most people probably don’t care about. Most people i know who’ve seen it say they either love it or found it boring. I’ve never met someone who said the series is “pretty good”.
I will say, the lack of reliance on plot twists makes it more rewatchable. That and the absolutely beautiful sets and costumes. In today’s age of CGI and now AI, we will never see the like of it again. EDIT: How could I forget the soundtrack?
Happy cake day 🍰Thanks! :)
I worked in a theater when Return of the King came out and there were often audible groans from people after the 2nd or 3rd fade to black then opening on another scene after 3 hours
