Before you get mad at me, when was the last time you watched it?

  • Dialogue is mediocre
  • story left me indifferent
  • characters are one dimensional
  • there are no surprises
  • the world is cool tho
  • and my god are they crying a lot while carrying that MF to that Volcano 🌋

The best thing I can say about this movie trilogy is that it is kinda comfy

  • Blackout@fedia.io
    338·
    4 days ago

    I mean it’s no Crank starring Jason Statham but don’t worry. I’m sure they will release another Fast n the Furious sequel for you soon.

    • nebulaone@lemmy.worldOPEnglish
      98·
      4 days ago

      Copied, because you didn’t read it: Favorite movies are:

      Memento

      Reservoir Dogs

      Everything Everywhere All At Once

      The Shining

      • fishos@lemmy.worldEnglish
        93·
        4 days ago

        I’ll take “Movies that High Schoolers think makes them seem deep” for 500, Alex.

          • fishos@lemmy.worldEnglish
            83·
            4 days ago

            Bro, minus Everywhere All At Once, because it came out more recently, I could probably pull my high school yearbook and find that EXACT LIST… from 2004. Although you’re missing Requiem For A Dream and Fight Club. Gotta step it up bro.

              • fishos@lemmy.worldEnglish
                57·
                4 days ago

                Yes! That is exactly how I imagined you! How’d you know?

                Oh, and I bet there’s some black and white movie you really love too! Maybe Dr. Strangelove? Omg you’re so quirky!

                  • fishos@lemmy.worldEnglish
                    36·
                    4 days ago

                    In honestly tho, not trolling, if you’re gonna shit on Lord of the Rings, maybe have some more original favorites. You kinda asked for this lmao.

      • VonReposti@feddit.dkEnglish
        3·
        4 days ago

        You got one of my top three on your list and the rest is probably top 25. I approve your list.