Before you get mad at me, when was the last time you watched it?
- Dialogue is mediocre
- story left me indifferent
- characters are one dimensional
- there are no surprises
- the world is cool tho
- and my god are they crying a lot while carrying that MF to that Volcano 🌋
The best thing I can say about this movie trilogy is that it is kinda comfy
You should be grateful, what I remember from the books is something like “and they rode and rode and rode and rode and rode again and kept riding and rode and rode”.
And pages upon pages describing mountains. The Hobbit was an amazing book though.
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And then sang some songs about trees. For four pages. Again
I can’t wait to turn the next page.
Edit: Were they riding though?
I’m a patient and voracious reader. Fuck LoTR. My god it’s the most boring shite I’ve ever attempted to read.