Why have I seen this joke 500 times in the last 2 weeks in meme format and in shorts format and multiple languages?
is this real?
No, this is just fanta-sea 🎶
Fanta-sea? Sounds like sugar rush.
Caught in a landslide 🎤🎶
no escape from big wee-wee
Damn big wee-wee! They’re putting Cum-trails in the sky! To turn everyone gay!
Easy cum, easy go
I tracked down the source to simplysilly but am unable to go further due to not having an instagram account.
So far doesn’t seem AI. I certify it “likely real.”
Thanks certification bot. Your seal of approval is likely useful.
This was why they didn’t burn witches in Africa. /joke
Some tribes across Africa were known for hunting, killing, and eating women they deemed witches. I couldn’t find a source, but I remember reading about it. I think the last recorded successful hunt occured in the 90’s.
I did however find this a 2008 article written by the guardian, that talks about the sell and use of albinos in Tanzania. It has absolutely nothing to do with my original point, just thought it was interesting and very fucked up.
A friend of mine is albino and turned down a job offer in South Africa around that time. The thought of even being on the same continent with that going on made him profoundly uncomfortable.
Seems wise
I cast a spell to make them titties just bounce
I speak in a language only wizards can pronounce
Gimme my spells, gimme my book, gimme my cauldron and something to cook
I’m a crazy ass wizard, I ain’t going to die, trust me on that, many have tried
Chalice with that potion that sets in motion the erosion of reason for commotion like fire in a ball where you dance not slow but real low unlike damage 5d6 to the liver but got an organ grow lotion see so I’m good G.
Spell activates, but all men in a 10 km radius get instant double D cups.
:3
:3B
Yes, but the best we can do is the project catnip ears that are clipped, indicating you are spayed or neutered.
Ancient solutions??? Shit! That would work TODAY!!!
If Kamala Harris had promised bigger penis’s to all men if elected, she would be president right now.
Thats how I know all those pills and whatnot aren’t worth trying. If ANYTHING worked, it would become a competition. And suddenly it wouldn’t even be about if women liked it. Guys would be walking around with 60 inch dicks complaining they aren’t big enough, because their neighbor is 90 inches soft.
And the human race would end, because no woman would be able to even take dicks anymore, so they’d just stop having sex.
And guys would STILL keep growing.
But none of that is real. So I know anything selling penis enlargement is a scam without needing to even try.
Something can be ancient and still valid today.
We’re still using many Roman bridges.
Honest to god, 4-7 inches is indistinguishable. Everyone’s dick is fine. The vagina only has nerve endings down like 2-3”. It’s only really gay men who are size queens, because it’s different for anal. I’ve had good sex with guys with 3”, I’ve had terrible sex with guys with 8”. The size had zero to do with the quality of the sex, it was more about respect/kink/other shit.
Taking 9”+ hurts. Some people are masochists and like that, but istg dick complexes are ridiculous.
Man I hate it when I’m around someone with a istg dick complex.
“I swear to god” - for emphasis because it’s such an obnoxious thing.
If I could afford a phalloplasty, I’d go for 5” and be delighted with it.
Oooohhh. I thought you had somehow completely flubbed typing the word “big”, or something like that.
myers brigg dick energy
Real I (29M) am like 13-14" and chicks at the gym always telling me how big it is (my spotter (31M) and I always wear sweatpants), but my last gf (24F supermodel) said her last bf (51M, $2.3M, 101mm) felt basically the same.
Is that a copypasta? It feels like a copypasta
I don’t buy it. I’m slightly bigger than average, not huge, but still bump into the cervix, for example with doggy.
I actually feel sorry for anyone more than 8 or 9 inches, as they must not be able to bury themselves completely very often.
Twist: There is a reliable method, but it is being suppressed because penis insecurity drives so many behaviors that it is considered a load-bearing pillar of world economics. Penis equity would lead to global collapse.
It’s being suppressed not by Big Penis, but by Small Penis.
Eh. Having a huge dick isn’t all it’s cracked up to be.
Big dicks tend not to get hard and flop around.
Ok, I’m gonna need an Oglaf version of this.
The same people that looked for “witches” in search of remedies and formulas for things like erectile dysfunction, penis enlargement, love formulas, and all kinds of related stuff were often the same ones shouting “burn the witch” and wanting them dead. Never underestimate human hypocrisy.
And also blaming the witches for their problems.
Like bro? You were born with a tiny dick. Blame yer daddy.
It would not be a solution in ancient Greece/Rome, where a small penis was part of the beauty standard.
Dionysus would disagree
If the people will not love her, they can fear her.
Women in tall hats used to brew beer - which makes your penis feel bigger - in a cauldron at markets, but then men wanted to brew beer so they drove the women out and the image became part of the iconography of witchcraft.
is this actually true?
The bit about alewives is. The hat thing is supposition.
Each inch added to your member 6 inches gets removed from your height.
So youre telling me i get a biggerdick and wont hit my Head on doors anymore? Best wish ever!!!
Look, mom, I’m 2D now.
I know someone who is almost 7 feet tall that has complained about wanting to make this very trade
Men would be bragging about how short they are.
